No doubt upset by the fact that we took their land and no longer even include profiles of them on our currency, Indians have taken to haunting our children’s books. The seller says:
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Life-Sized Peeping Tom Prop For Creepy Pranks
What have we here? A creepy compliment to that Peeping Clown we showed you awhile back. This one is a scary Peeping Tom found from the same seller on Ebay. It’s perfect for scaring the bejesus out of your friends. Hopefully they don’t own guns.
Damn, this guy looks super creepy, cupping his hands to look in your window. You can practically hear him panting and mumbling psycho sweet nothings.
You can also find it on Amazon.
Antique Blown Glass Sperm Christmas Ornament
Don’t let this thing wiggle it’s way into one of your egg shaped ornaments or you’re going to have a new life form in the new year. Great. Another mouth to feed.
Look at how bare that tree is. Three branches and some sperm. That’s Christmas folks. It’s been fun.
Interior Frighting: Creepy Doll Head Lamp
If you own property in the Valley of The Dolls or on the Island of Dolls, decorate your place with some appropriate lighting. Lighting that makes it look like one of your dolls has been possessed and is burning hell’s fiery furnace behind it’s eyes. It is only 99 cents with 3 days to go on Ebay.
Have fun with that. Don’t blame me when that head spins 360 degrees and starts spitting vomit everywhere. Check it out all lit up and evil below.
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Dead Stuff: Bizarre Monkey Taxidermy
What the hell is this thing? Some weird taxidermy monkey I guess. Maybe a baby bigfoot? Nah, if it was a baby bigfoot, the images would be all blurry and the voice in my head would have called bulls*it! But what does he know? Anyhow, this funky monkey is kinda cute. Thankfully he is no longer alive to transmit epidemic monkey viruses and such.
The seller had it listed for $395 or best offer on eBay. Sadly it sold before I could offer $2.59 in change and a lifesaver with cat hair and couch fabric embedded in it. If someone got this for 3 bucks, I’ll be mighty pissed off, because my next offer was to include the removal of said cat hair and couch fabric from the lifesaver. My calculations make this offer worth at least 3 bucks. Those watermelon lifesavers kick ass! I really gotta start upping my bids and offers.
More images below.
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