Excuse me ma’am, your skirt is full of ghosts. What I’m saying is that your nether-regions are being haunted. Your lower half is probably covered in ectoplasm by now. Lucky for you I’m a Ghostbuster. I can help. Wanna be my boo? Jk. Jk. BOO! Did I scare ya? But let’s not skirt the issue. This Cute Graveyard Ghosts Skirt is pretty adorable. You might call it Haunt Couture. It is a grave fashion choice that is sure to raise some spirits.
Tag: etsy
Full Body Skeleton Halloween Costume
Man, girls like this make me so nervous. I never know what to say. Nice Full Body Skeleton Halloween Costume. Seems like I can’t say anything without coming off like a jerk. I can’t tell her that I want to strip the bones off of her. Just sounds wrong. No matter how true it may be. Hey baby, you have some tight fitting bones! No, that won’t work. She does have a nice set of ribs on her though. This is the first time something has ever been ribbed for my pleasure. Just FYI. You see why I’m such a hit with the ladies? You should all be happy I spend my time writing this blog, rather than being slapped by you all day long. Bringing you the hits like this poison ivy costume.
Ornate Coffin Mirror
Step up to the Ornate Coffin Mirror and have a gander. See who is resting in peace. Spoiler alert. It’s you! It’s always gonna be you. And since you are going to die one day, this mirror tells the future. Unless you choose to be cremated. Then you’ll just show up as a blurry ashy shape in the mirror. What a thrill, to wake up and look into a coffin every morning and see your own fugly face of mortality staring back at you. Makes you feel alive. Also depressed.
Tentacle Lantern Wall Plaque with LED Light
This Tentacle Lantern Wall Plaque with LED Light is awesome. It’s like Cthulhu just punched a tentacle through your wall to give you a little light. Thanks a lot Cthulhu, but unless you plan on staying there and holding that light for the rest of your life, I’m gonna need that wall fixed. Damn. Stop trying to be so overly helpful. It causes problems. Great. Now I hurt his feelings. It’s gonna be okay big guy. Stop crying. My walls are getting all wet.
Brain Candle Holder
Where are my keys? I would forget my brain if it wasn’t holding my candle. Good thing it is, thanks to this Brain Candle Holder that looks like a giant brain meatball that got impaled with a candle. Sorry I forgot to turn the light on, my brain was under it. Hang on a sec. Are we sure that isn’t just a lump of raw meat?
Whatevs. I’m buying one. Cuz I’m brainy like that. I just don’t leave mine on the table so any Tom, Dick or Harry can attach a light to it.