The Edgar Allan Poe Raven Mug will have you saying “nevermore” to other coffee mugs and flipping the bird every time you tip it up to take a drink.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary…
And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting…
On your mug.
Perfect if you like your coffee raven black.
Take it from me ladies, you are going to look smashing wearing these Tarot Card Pendants. I know cuz I read your fortune. You are also going to meet a tall, dark, handsome man. It’s probably that guy who checked you out earlier. He’s a keeper. But he will hog the blankets at night. And chew with his mouth open. I know, I know, I see a lot of useless stuff, but it’s all true cuz my imagination powers the cards and the crystal ball. Oh and he also will never cook for you or clean, but seriously, he’s the one. I promise. You won’t regret it.
I’m hoping if I put that out there, one of you will run into me and settle for me, so I have it made. Okay, so who is gonna be my sugar mama?
Looking for a cute necklace cuz you are a spider-loving spider queen? Look no further than this Embroidered Spider Web Necklace. You know that Spider-Man would get one for his main spider squeeze and if it’s good enough for him, it’s good enough for all of us. Are you enamored with it? Embroidered by it? Yeah, it’s pretty obvious that I don’t know how to use words. But I know a cool necklace when I see one. You’re welcome.
Mirror, mirror on the wall- What the? Either I just turned into a beautiful pale woman or there’s a ghost in my mirror. Hey baby. I would say, “My place or yours”, but clearly you already chose my place. This Ghost in the Mirror Wall Plaque will liven up your home. Hopefully she’s always stuck and doesn’t fully emerge one day. I’m gonna get one and hang my keys from her fingers, until she goes back into mirror-world one day and steals them. But that’s cool. She can get away with anything cuz I’m kinda attracted to her. Not that I have a ghost of a chance with her.
You can either buy these awesome Tentacle Winestoppers or do like I do and keep a caged octopus on your kitchen counter. I just set my wine down and bonk him on the head, until he sticks a tentacle in my bottle. That’s probably why my wine tastes like Calamari. You want some water? Huh? You better cooperate! My Coke was tasting pretty flat last I checked too. Arghhhh! Stop strangling me!