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Cool Skull Wallets

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Cool Skull Wallets
GodspeedLeatherwerks not only work at the speed of God, (Although they were just beat in a race by the son of God! Young whippersnapper!) but they also make some really cool wallets. They have skulls and everything. They are perfect for your cash, cards and other stuff that you carry around. No bones about it, these wallets are awesome. Morbidly awesome. Which is better than morbidly obese. Or even obesely morbid. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

All I’m saying is that these wallets are great. Leather! That’s what I’m into. Minus the ball gag and other accessories of course!
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Book Of The Dead Necronomicon iPhone Case

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Book Of The Dead Necronomicon iPhone Case
This Book Of The Dead Necronomicon iPhone Case lets the book of the dead protect your iPhone. From being dead. It’s compatible with the iPhone 4/4S , iPhone 5/5S, and iPhone 6. Screams of torment sold separately. Book of the dead. Pfft! You get old enough and your high school yearbook starts turning into that.

Damn that face looks cranky. Maybe he’s hungry. Somebody give that thing some lunch. Maybe someone should check it’s diaper, cuz a certain iPhone case looks like Mr. Grumpy pants.
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Classic B Movie Film Poster Fridge Magnets

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Classic B Movie Film Poster Fridge Magnets
If you like classic B movies, check out these Classic B Movie Film Poster Fridge Magnets from BvdBDesign. They have all of the classics. Just stick them on your fridge and you will be reminded about how awesome they are. Awesomely under budget! If we give good movies an Oscar, we need to give these an Oscar Mayer. That’s a trophy of a hot dog in case you didn’t get it. Nah. I kid. These movies are all awesome.

I only give the Oscar Mayer award to street hot dog vendors that I feel have excelled at their craft and created a masterpiece. No, seriously! I have a whole case of the things. Bought em wholesale. By now every hot dog vendor in the city has one. Everyone’s a wiener!
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Custom Zombie Cat Figurines

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Custom Zombie Cat Figurines
Wanna turn your fluffy Miss Mittens into a crazy deadly zombie? Well, now you can. These Custom Zombie Cat Figurines will take your fluffy little fuzz-nugget and turn them into rotting undead pus-nuggets. They will make your cat look like he or she just crawled out of the grave and are ready to eat you. Yeah, they don’t look friendly at all. Like they just came back from Stephen King’s pet sematary. Yeah, count me out of that petting session.

Sure, you’re happy to see Mr. Nibbles-worth again. How’ve ya been? I’m so happy you’re back. I missed my sweet wittle puss-puss. So you grab for a can of tuna, but he grabs for your throat. You’re dying on the floor, he’s nipping at your intestines. It’s bad. Bad scene man. That’s why when I bury a pet, I fill that hole up with concrete. If I ever see a block of concrete with a tail slowly lumbering my way, I have time to get the shotgun.
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Count Chunkula Mask

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Count Chunkula Mask
This Count Chunkula Mask shows you what happens when you eat wayyyy too much Count Chocula Cereal. Which I could have already told you by looking in the mirror. I had a box a day habit and went through all of the stages: Count Pudge-ula, Count Huskie-ula and finally I hit Count Chunkula.

I crave blood, but keep eating cereal. Also I can turn into a bat. A fat non-flying bat who gets out of breath lifting his wings. It was all worth it though. Have you tasted those cereals? They’re like crack. I should have gone with Boo-Berry!
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