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Watercolor Horror Art Prints

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Watercolor Horror Art Prints
If you need some new scary wall art, check out these cool Watercolor Horror Art Prints. Speaking of scary wall art, it’s probably about time I cleaned up that spaghetti sauce mural on my wall. You know, that 10 foot x 10 foot objet de art that was created every week over the course of like a year, cuz I get pissed of during each episode of The Walking Dead! “What? No Effin’ way!” *Throws plate at the wall.* But that’s neither here nor there. It’s on the wall. It’s kinda everywhere.

Etsy shop SubjectArt sells all kinds of awesome watercolor prints. These horror themed prints are some of our favorites. Check out a few below, then hit up their shop for much more.
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Awesome Cthulhu Themed Hair Clips

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Awesome Cthulhu Themed Hair Clips
Let Cthulhu run his tentacles through your hair. These Cthulhu Themed Hair Clips and accessories from TheCuriousCogsmith are perfect for Lovecraft fans. So put some tentacles and eyes in your hair. Everyone will know you are Cthulhu’s girl, because now you are marked.

People like me would approach to flirt with you,but then we’ll see that hair clip and be all like, “Nope. Don’t need to be killed by Cthulhu, whether you are aware that you are his bride or not. Laterz. By the way, your hair looks awesome. Just sayin”
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Weird Franken-Baby Doll Head Lamp

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Weird Franken-Baby Doll Head Lamp
ACK! Get that baby away from me! Go Franken-baby! Get out of here! *Swings my torch at him and jabs my pitchfork at him.* This is a face that only a mother could love. Yeah, a blind mother f***er! If you’re looking for something nasty and horrible to light up your room at night, look no further than this Weird Franken-Baby Doll Head Lamp.

*Shudders* I need therapy just from seeing this thing. It has like a Jack-O-Lantern carving in the back of it’s skull too. Also seems to emit the blue light of a hundred souls that it has devoured.
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Glow in the Dark Skeleton Clutch

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Glow in the Dark Skeleton Clutch
Here I go again, coming through for you in the clutch. Even if I don’t know what that means. I just wanted to do something clever with the word clutch, aside from being told not to grind it because I’m used to driving an automatic. Anyway, check this out girls. This is a Glow in the Dark Skeleton Clutch. It’s got skeletal ribs on the front and feet with legs in the back. It also glows in the dark like that lasagna I accidentally left in the microwave overnight. The plus side is that that dinner now powers my house like lasagna-plutonium.

Anyway are you the sexy lady that can pull off this creepy cool clutch and look oh so sexy? I say yes because you got it going on girl! Get down wit yo bad self!
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Scary Doorbells For Your Haunted House

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Scary Doorbells For Your Haunted House
Man, I need a new doorbell. The one I have is louder than a church bell. People are all like, “Why you so nervous?” And I just shake in response. My nerves are on edge. I mean the edge of the edge. I’m a nervous wreck. These Scary Doorbells have to be quieter than what I have. Plus, they are all scary and awesome.

Etsy seller Occulence(Oh I heard of them. That’s that VR thing right? The Occulence Rift? I don’t know what I’m saying. Disregard.) has all kinds of cool and creepy doorbells for your home. They’ll help you get your ding-dong in order if you know what I mean.
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