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Cool Horror Themed Tank Tops

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Cool Horror Themed Tank Tops
These Horror Themed Tank Tops from KillerKitty(No kitty! Bad kitty! No!) are pretty sexy and cool. Why do they call them tank tops anyway. I always expect to see a fish tank built into the bra area with little goldfish swimming. There’s no tank in these tops. See, this is why the world confuses me. A tank top should be like a tarp you put over your battle tank when it rains. THAT IS HOW WORDS WORK PEOPLE!

Anyway… Tanks for putting up with that. Haha. You walked right into that one, like BAM, your head just connected with a telephone pole cuz you were texting. Anyway… The seller has several to choose from and they are pretty sweet.
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Sterling Silver Skull Bullet Poison Pendant

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Sterling Silver Skull Bullet Poison Pendant
You guys and gals are helping to make this here blog number one with a bullet and I appreciate that. So here’s the world’s deadliest and scariest bullet. Any bullet with a skull on top is some serious shizz yall. But you don’t put this in an equally evil looking gun. You wear this Sterling Silver Skull Bullet Poison Pendant around your neck. Maybe to remind yourself that bullets don’t kill people, it’s the skull on top of the bullet that kills people. Cuz getting hit by that would be all kinds of nasty. I cry when I get hit with a spongy Nerf bullet. Gonna have to write an angry letter to the NRA(Nerf Rifle Association) about that. Anyhow, bite the bullet and put this cool pendant around your neck.
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The Ultimate Cthulhu Purse

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The Ultimate Cthulhu Purse
Do you Lovecraft? I love craft? Especially scrapbooking, embroidery and the occasional bedazzling of random objects. You know what else I love? Lovecraft. Sure do. That’s why I dig this Cthulhu Purse. Imagine sticking all of your important belongings into this amazing beast. Hell, anything you drop in there may be gone forever since this is likely a portal to another dimension. Say what? It’s true. Somewhere there is a giant planet sized mound of lipsticks, black books, eyeliner and more. All from previous owners. Cthulhu eats a hearty meal from this pile every seven days and gets strong for his impending crossing across the veil. And now it can be your turn! They say if you put your ear up to it, you can hear him belching.

Kraken Triptych Wall Art Prints

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Kraken Triptych Wall Art Prints
Yeah, this is what’s Kraken on your walls. These Kraken Triptych Wall Art Prints are kraka-laka-crazy. You can practically hear the screams of seamen as it attacks the boat. I know that sounds sexual, but notice I spelled seamen the right way and everything. So you are the one with their mind in the gutter. I suggest you get it up out of the gutter,rinse it off real good with soap and water and try again. Really. Some people.

Anyway, that ship is full of seamen whether it likes it or not and once the Kraken attacks, that beast is gonna have a whole mouth full of seamen. Bits of seamen will probably be all over it’s face. There’s gonna be seamen spraying everywhere.

It’s a cool set of prints.
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Zombie Cow Butter Dish

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Zombie Cow Butter Dish
This Zombie Cow Butter Dish is utterly amazing. see what I did there? Did you know butter is made from milk. I can’t believe it’s not utter. Heh. Let’s see how many utterly useless utter jokes I can make about this awesomely weird butter dish. I can’t believe I’m about to utter this, but I admit that I love it. More of a pork chop guy though. You know, the utter white meat. I could go on all day, but you don’t want that and neither do I. That would be an utter travesty.