Yo, guy in hockey mask. If you are gonna wear the mask, you might as well have shoes to match. And these Friday The 13th Jason Custom Converse All Stars make a killer statement. They say, ” I kill people, but I still care about fashion and style. I’m deranged, but I’m also hip. I’m unhinged, but I care about my appearance.” So get these shoes you machete wielding freak!
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Skull With Beard And Glasses
And now for a Skull With Beard And Glasses. You know why I like this? Well, aside from the obvious fact that it’s a skull with a beard and spectacles. Because it looks like that dude from Mythbusters.Is it him? No it’s not. Myth busted! That makes me the new Mythbusters!
I’m pulling the trigger on this one. I just need someone to talk to and he looks like a good listener.
Wood Ouija Board Planchette Necklace
Well looky here. You are gonna be a regular Cate Planchette when you wear this Wood Ouija Board Planchette Necklace. Now all you have to do is tattoo a Ouija board to your chest, I’ll ask the spirit world some questions, put my fingers on the planchette and get some answers from the other side. What do you say? I’m thinking this is the only way I get to stare at and rub a chest for an extended period of time. All in an effort to contact loved ones on the other side of course. That’s all. No other motives. Hey, don’t judge me. You already had that thing around your neck.
Chucky Necklace Relief Pendant
Hey Chucky! How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I have no idea. Frankly I don’t give a chuck. Check out this Chucky Necklace Relief Pendant. What a relief! Heh! Seriously this thing is creeping me out. If you ladies wear this near your chest ain’t no man grabbing at your jublees! Chucky is on guard. Protecting your boobies with a knife! For the record, I wouldn’t do that. It’s just rude. I would have to be a real boob to try something like that.
Chucky looks so realistic he’s scaring me. Is that real hair? That’s real hair isn’t it? Damn Chucky, nice haircut my brother.
People I Want To Punch In The Face Book
Oh look, it’s Facebook. People I Want To Punch In The Face Book! This handy notebook is a good place to write down all of the people’s names that you want to punch in da face! Let’s have a look inside and see if it comes with any names. *Opens it up*
Creepbay writer! Creepbay writer! Creepbay writer! I hate that guy! Creepbay writer! Creepbay writer! Creepbay writer!
Oh snap! That guy really wants to punch me. Yeah, well I’m gonna fill mine up with your name! What’s your name? Damn! *Doorbell rings. I walk over and answer* PUNCH!
OW! *Wakes up an hour later* I guess we’re good now. Unless somebody else has my name in this book. Come at me bro!