This Mr And Mrs Frankenstein Knife Set is purely for decorative purposes, but it should read “In case of marital monster fight break glass”. That way Mr. and Mrs. monster can fight to the death. It probably turns them on. Monsters are weird like that.
You get two twin butcher knives that are hand painted with the likeness of Frankenstein and his bride, in a shadow box.
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Check out this cool Skull Bedding. It’s perfect for that big sleep. For sleeping like the dead. For taking a dirt nap. Nah. You’ll be very alive and oh so comfy in this bedding. It has a beautiful design that features a skull and flowers. You put this on your bed and you have a Skully Posturepedic bed. Get it? Put your bones in this bone bedding and you can even bone in it. I’m sorry, that was crude. I should have said shag. No, that’s carpeting. Now I confused myself. F***ing, that’s what I meant!
I have an urge to mess the bed. That didn’t sound right. I mean mess up that pretty bed, by making a blanket fort and calling it Castle Greyskull. It’s gonna be awesome. It already has the cool skull.
This Addams Family Haunted Mansion Print is based on the famous Disney Haunted Mansion stretch portraits. They’re creepy and they’re kooky. Mysterious and spooky. They’re altogether ooky. The Addams Family. The whole family is here in this cool print.
Fun fact: I’m writing a screenplay for a reboot. The hook? It’s Samuel Adams’ family. They make beer in colonial times and they are monsters. The daughters name is Tuesday instead of Wednesday. I was gonna call her Friday, but she never picked up. *rim shot* So what if I was a little inebriated when I wrote it? Alcohol is my muse. It’s also my mouthwash and my choice of cologne.
Pikachu and Cthulhu sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love then comes marriage. Then comes Cthulhu in a baby carriage. Of doom! Someone mashed up our favorite Pokemon with our favorite ancient evil. The result? Well, it’s cute as hell, but let’s just say you don’t want to see anything like this on your ultrasound. If you do, then everyone knows you were cheating on Pikachu with Cthulhu. Look at those cute wittle tentacles! Who’s the cutest wittle evil Pokemon? You are. Yes you are.
This Pikachu Cthulhu Mashup Crochet Doll is an unholy abomination and I love it.
These creepy and cool Cameo Necklace Brooches want to make a cameo appearance on your neck. Get it? Each one is beautifully hand painted by an artist that can stay inside the lines better than I can, in my superhero coloring books. NeverGrowUpTreasures has all kinds of designs available. Mermaids, Zombie Girls, Zombies, Frankenstein Monsters and more. Even a dead Elvis. These cameos make a great gift.
Thanks Nevergrowuptreasures. I ain’t never growin’ up. That’s why I park my big wheel in the garage and drive my scooter to work. I tried once and I just can’t adult. Not today, not ever.
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