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Huge Mr. T Bottle Cap Sculpture

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Huge Mr. T Bottle Cap Sculpture
That’s good that you created my face first sucka. Now I can tell you that I pity the fool don’t have enough bottle caps to complete my bling! Mr. T Bottle Cap Sculpture gonna look good!

Whatchu waitin’ on fool. You best complete my chains fore I break your face! Whatchu mean you gonna get soda poisoning? Drink up fool. What the- T feeling drowsy. You best not dose T and put him on no plane. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

The A-Team. I learned so much from that show. Like that you can drug people and kidnap them.

Nightmare Before Christmas Clothes

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Nightmare Before Christmas Clothes
Check out these cool Nightmare Before Christmas Clothes. The nightmare before Christmas is Christmas Eve. You can’t sleep, you can’t open anything. All you can do is lay awake, making your presents soooo much better in your head than they actually are. That’s the nightmare!

I would totally date Sally. The great thing about Sally is that no matter what you say, you’ll always have her in stitches.
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Utter-ly Ridiculous: Cow Skin Rug

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cow skin rug
How now brown cow. You look like you got run over with a plow. I don’t think this Cow Skin Rug is made from actual cow skin. There’s no way to know since the seller’s add says absolutely nothing.

I’m gonna go ahead and guess it was a leftover from some UFO cow mutilation, cuz I know sometimes they just toss the leftovers out of the ship, like that time I saw a UFO and a cow fur suit fell from the sky. I put that baby right on and ewwwwww! Just like thrift store clothes, I shoulda cleaned it first. It was like an icky squishie pair of footy pajamas with hooves.

What can you do but shake your fist at those alien bastids and walk home in utter shame?

Skeleton Candle Holders

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Skeleton Candle Holders

The folks over at zedszombieranch sell these cool Skeleton Candle Holders, which make skeletons your slaves, effectively making you the king of skeletons. You might say you’ll have a skeleton crew. I made a funny. I made a funny. I laughed so hard, I also made a not so funny in my pants, but that’s TMI. Also TMT. Too Many Tacos. Clean up in aisle me!

Get yourself a skeleton army and some candles to go with them.

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3D Printed Frankenstein Light Switch Plate

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3D Printed Frankenstein Light Switch Plate
It’s alive! Alive! I don’t know about you, but I could never be a mad scientist and re-animate dead corpses. Like Ronnie James Dio, when I see lightning, it always brings me down. But it’s fun to pretend that you are creating a monster. Unlike my parents who skipped pretending and went straight for the horror.

Anywho, with every flick of this 3D Printed Frankenstein Light Switch Plate, you will feel like a God creating life. Or you know, at least a God turning the light on in the crapper.