You got some caged skeletons lying around the house? Yea, me too. They make great accent pieces. Well, these Caged Skeleton Table Cloth Weights are perfect for keeping that tablecloth down so it doesn’t fly away in the wind. Plus, you can brag about the fact that you have these four skeletons caged for all eternity. Brag about how you tried them for their crimes and doomed them to the cage and to holding down your tablecloth forever. You might also like this Life Sized Skeleton Lamps, which are the perfect companion pieces.
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The Amazing And Spectacular Spider Web Lace Top
It’s my friendly neighborhood Spider-Woman. I have no idea what her secret identity is, but I know she wears this Spider Web Lace Top and nothing else. She claims she is fighting crime. The police claim you can see her boobies in that top and they ain’t wrong! It would be a great movie if it weren’t taking place in my neighborhood at night when I’m trying to sleep. The noise doesn’t keep me up. I just can’t sleep knowing that I can see them boobies. And I never do. She swings by way too fast. She wears it with this Pencil Skirt.
Immaculate Deception – Religious Alien Art
Etsy’s very own PaytonPringleArt (I had no idea that Pringles were a medium outside of staining my fingers and shirt. And decorating my couch with crumbs.) makes Religious Alien Art that I’m pretty sure is illuminati and scientology sanctioned. It makes me question everything. Questions like: What the f**k does it mean? Are you saying that aliens are religion? Or that religion is a sham? And why am I still looking at this, when I need to feed my face? And what am I going to eat? So many questions. But the truth is out there. Soon it will be in my tummy.
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Sasquatch Metal Bottle Opener – I Want To Believe
Sasquatch, Yeti, Bigfoot, Yowie, Skunk Ape, Turd Burglar… Whatever you call him, the elusive hairy mofo is the stuff of legend. And guess what? Legends get bottle openers in their likeness. Like this Sasquatch Metal Bottle Opener. Just put your cap in Bigfoot’s chest and pop that top. Then report the incident and no one will believe you. Because that’s what Bigfoot does. He makes you look like an A-Hole. Thanks a lot you hairy, smelly freak.
Religious Statues Transformed Into Day Of The Dead Style
Just cuz it is the day of the dead, that doesn’t mean that the day is all dead. Even if it has been a pretty dead day. Just a deep thought for the day. Anyhow, these Day Of The Dead Style Statues are awesome. They started off as religious statues, but soon lost their religion like REM and got awesome Day of the Dead makeovers! I picture some dude in his studio just looking at all of his statues. He is silent. Then he suddenly shouts, “MAKEOVER!” and gets to work. Consider me dia de los muert-ified.
Also check out these cool Day of the Dead Measuring Spoons. They are how you get the proper amount of sugar in a sugar skull.
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