These Velociraptor heels are so hot they require an exploding volcano tat. Velociraptors are the Road Runners of the Dinosaur world, so they should improve your speed. Velociraptors existed during the Cretaceous period, about 75 million years ago, but they are in fashion this season.
They will cost you $150 from Etsy seller Thescienceboutique, who makes all kinds of custom footwear.
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I’ll be honest, I don’t know anything about fashion, but I’m sure that many “ladies of the night” or “working girls” will appreciate that these leggings come with the knees already dirty. It’s gonna happen anyway, might as well buy them pre-soiled and get down to business.
BJ knees are gonna be hot this year, I just know it.
Maggots are all the rage this season and the latest accessory is this squirmy/bloody Maggot Hair Clip found on Etsy. On the plus side, your lice will be crapping themselves when these putrid things join them in your dandruff pool.
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Check out this clown fantasy outfit. Here’s an interesting fantasy: Eat a f**king cracker. I kid. I kid. I’m thinking you can buy this $1,235.00 outfit and then team up with the Joker, because if there’s one thing the Batman doesn’t need, it’s another deranged clown at the Joker’s side. I mean, besides Harley Quinn. Look at her jumping out in front of the Caped Crusader, eyes all wide, feigning shock. Oh my. Did I startle you? He he. Are you stunned by my crazy freakishness? Good. He he. Now for a kick to your bat-groin.
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