This skeleton looks mad as hell. Like he’s having trouble dropping his payload. So he decided to check out the internet on an old ass big laptop. Yep, Skeletons On The Toilet Figurines are a thing. I need this for my shelf. It’s a reminder to have more fiber in your diet if nothing else, whether you’re a skeleton or not. I think he needs the Squatty Potty.
Tag: figure
Get Lynched – Eraserhead Baby Victor Keychain
Hold your keys the weird way. This Eraserhead Baby Victor Keychain is based on David Lynch’s Eraserhead. He’s pretty adorable huh? His head will not erase pencil marks just so we’re clear. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to see a lady in a radiator.
Edward the Morbid Apple
Edward the Morbid Apple
was rejected three times by Snapple.
He was rotten to the core
After laying with a wh*re.
And the worms didn’t want him no more.
It is a cautionary tale. Don’t be the bad apple kids.
Posable Crocodile Doll
This Posable Crocodile Doll is creepy and awesome. I’m thinking about getting it so I have a buddy that I can do the Crocodile Rock with and we can shed crocodile tears together as we bitch about what a crock it all is. Is it a baby? An adult? I have no idea, but it looks hungry. He needs some Crocks for his feet. That seems appropriate. Anyway, later alligators, after while crocodiles. I can’t look at it anymore.
Minty Poop Crochet Decorations
Oh yeah. Minty Poop happens to me all of the time. Sometimes from Wintergreen lifesavers, Peppermint Patties, Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies. Minty poop is so refreshing. It’s like a minty effervescent ice cube coming out your butt. It’s the only poop that freshens the bathroom for you. And the colors. So pretty. Like minty poopy soft serve with faces.