This Crystal Human Skull With Moon Light Brain Walking Stick is the coolest cane ever. I’m thinking of whacking myself in the knee just so I can have a bum leg and officially use it. This might be the only cane with a brain of it’s own. And it glows like it is nuclear material. This cane has some serious grey matter. I can practically see the synapses firing. I wonder what he’s thinking. Probably that you are holding his head too tight and he has a headache.
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Star Wars: The Virus Awakens – Ebola Fett
Damn son. Star Wars has gone viral! Like full Ebola. He doesn’t collect bounties. He infects them. This Ebola Fett figure comes with Glow in the Dark action! Limited infection of only 25 pieces.
Ebola Fett
Ridin’ dirty in a Vette.
Laboratory Playa,
Infecting Slave Leia.
Forming a contagion
of lyrical Invasion.
Fell into a pit
made the mighty Sarlacc Spit.
Yeah! The star wars vehicles these guys ride is your immune system.
Nightmare Before Christmas Zero Life Size Glow in the Dark Sculpture
This Nightmare Before Christmas Zero Life Size Glow in the Dark Sculpture looks like that dog from that movie, from that guy with the weird hair and weird wife, that he just divorced cuz his heart belongs to Johnny Depp.
What up Zero? Why so negative? It’s like you are null and void. Empty. Nothing to say? Well, thanks for nothing.
Get it? Because zero.
Whatevs. It’s almost 9 AM. Oh Danny boy….The booze, the booze is calling…
The Zombie Simpsons
We’ve featured UndeadEds work before. The man is prolific at churning out disgusting things. I mean that in a good way. His latest work are these The Zombie Simpsons, which features your favorite Springfield characters as The Walking Dead. They even glow in the dark so you won’t need a flashlight to see them at night.
Reminds me of the time the power went out and the wife told me to grab the flashlight. It ended with, “Ohhhh. I thought you said grab the fleshlight. That makes more sense. Better put this back then.”
Hit the link to see them in all their gory. I mean glory.
Nuke Lamp Glows In The Dark, Naturally
This Nuke Lamp in the shape of a mushroom cloud will lend an irradiated glow to your home. Usually only the cockroaches would survive a blast like this, but both you and those nasty creatures will be safe.
This amazing 3D printed lamp really splits my atoms. It’s rad! Get it? I love it a mega-ton! I hope I don’t get any fallout because of these lame jokes. I wish I had been alive in the 60s and had this lamp. I would have tricked all of my dates using the old “under the desk, duck and cover” routine. Nah, I’ll be fine sitting at the desk. Only enough room down there for one. You get under so you’re safe. Heh heh. While you’re down there…
*Hey that’s rude!*
What? I was gonna say to check if the carpet needs vacuuming.
*That’s sexist*
Well, I just meant.
*You shut up mister!*
When did the voice in my head get so mean and bossy?