This is an awesome Variety Pack Of Men’s Crew Socks. You get some of nature’s most bizarre supernatural predators all in one package. There’s a vampire, Bigfoot, an alien and some skulls. I say sock it to me. You can mix and match ’em too. I’m gonna wear the vampire and the alien together. Or maybe Bigfoot with the alien, cuz everyone knows that UFOs drop off Bigfoot in the woods. Your feet are gonna freak over these socks.
Tag: halloween
Ceramic Skull Measuring Spoons
Your kitchen just got creepier. Your pantry will be petrified. Your larder will be… Lardier? I guess I messed that one up. Anyway, these Ceramic Skull Measuring Spoons are magnificent and macabre. Why didn’t I think of this? Measuring by skulls.It makes perfect sense. I’ll have two skulls of sugar please. These are perfect for everyday use, but especially great when baking in the fall.
What the hell is a larder anyway? That’s always how I referred to Walmart customers on scooters, but that ain’t right. Oh well. Sometimes you don’t learn something new everyday and that’s okay too. Cuz you can learn it tomorrow and look smart then. That’s planning for the future right there. Future engineering. You might even say it’s a form of time travel.
Bride of Frankenstein Knee Socks
Awesome. These Bride of Frankenstein Knee Socks would make me feel like I’m really married to this freaky haired vixen. Oh my… Mrs. Frankenstein are you trying to seduce me? The way you hug my leg, the way you warm my knees… Take me you monster and reanimate my cold dead heart!
They fit women’s shoe size 5-10. You ladies are going to look sexy in these socks. Monster-licious!
Horror Characters Soap Set
Do you feel dirty watching those horror flicks? There’s so much blood and gore, you feel like you need a shower right? So invite your horror friends into the shower with you, with this Horror Characters Soap Set. The heads of Jason, Leatherface, Freddy and Michael Myers will lather you up and get you clean. Spoiler alert: Freddy don’t like cleaning your taint. Leatherface doesn’t mind.
Hanging Bat Night Light
This Hanging Bat Night Light is gonna look cool as guano on a winter night in your batcave. It’s a fruit bat against the full moon. Which sounds like a great movie title.”Fruit Bat Against The Moon” in 3D. Who would win? The moon of course cuz the bat can’t breath in space. It was probably a bad choice to fight the moon then. Stupid bat.