Nice ribs! I hear protective boob wear is all the rage now that Wonder Woman has a movie, but this Rib Cage Chain With Skeleton Cameo isn’t going to protect any Warrior Princesses. It does accentuate your rack pretty nicely though. I’m just ribbing ya. That was crude. Ya might say that joke was a bust. This boob-cage is like a decorative outer-wire bra. I like it. Best rack of rib I’ve seen all day and I just got back from the butcher’s shop. At least I think I went today. My mammary is not what it used to be. I prefer my boobs free range though, not all cooped up in a cage. They need to run wild, even if it’s a bit nippy outside.
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Skeleton Mask With Broken Ribs Eyeholes
What the hell? So you are really wearing someone’s skeleton as a mask? It’s got the pelvis, spine, even some broken ribs for eyeholes. Now that is a badass Skeleton Mask. Please tell me you didn’t go all alien predator and rip some midget’s bones out of his Oompa Loompa body and just wear it to some Eyes Wide Shut kind of Illuminati orgy party? You didn’t right? Nevermind, I don’t want to know. But I hope you won best costume.
Anyway, I’m outta here, so bone-swa or whatever the French say.
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Horror Movie Magnets Make Your Fridge Frightful
Cryptocurium makes these cool Horror Movie Magnets that will make people scream when they see your fridge. You can buy them all in one set or individually. I would buy the set just so I could have an all-star dream team of psychos. There’s Ghostface from Scream, Freddy Krueger, Jason, Leatherface, Michael Myers, Dracula and more. You’ll never be brave enough to raid the fridge again, so it’s a great dieting tool.
Ouija Board Coffin Coasters – For Wine and Spirits
I had a bad experience once, so Ouija Boards are dead to me. Therefore I dig these Ouija Board Coffin Coasters. Well, I don’t dig them up. I just dig them. Now every time you set your drink down, you can communicate with the dead. Good luck deciphering their message though, through a bunch of foamy beer or some red wine. It makes sense you would put wine and spirits on your spirit board. Hopefully my drink doesn’t fly off when the spirits get mad.
Elvira Christmas Deluxe Maquette Statue
Check out this Elvira Christmas Deluxe Maquette Statue. If that’s what Santa looks like, I’m signing up as an elf and making toys all year long. And staring at boobs. Gonna do lots of staring at boobs. And accidentally brushing up against them when I show her my toys. Va va voom! Know what I’m saying? I’m so on the naughty list. You better spank me Mistress Santa. It’s what I deserve.