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Maximum Overdrive Stained Glass Panel

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Maximum Overdrive Stained Glass Panel
Check out this Maximum Overdrive Stained Glass Panel. Sing it with me:

The video game says “Play me”
Face it on a level but it takes you every time on a one on one
Feeling running down your spine
Nothing gonna save your one last dime cause it owns you
Through and through.

Maximum Overdrive was a great movie. Great soundtrack too. It won an award for best use of a Goblin Truck while AC/DC played in the background. Now you can decorate your house with said truck. That is one bad mutha trucka! Sucka!

Alien Matador Art – U.F. Ole!

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Alien Matador Art - U.F. Ole!
It doesn’t get any classier than having some Alien Matador Art on your wall. Dude is an alien bullfighter. But instead of holding a red cloth and taunting the bull to charge, this dude just pulls up in his UFO and beams the bull aboard, gives him a thorough probing up his flank steak, maybe a colon cleanse after if he’s feeling nice, then drops him back down. Not very sporting, but he still likes to dress the part.

See more freaky alien art here.
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Kraken Attacking Submarine Pint Glasses

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Kraken Attacking Submarine Pint Glasses
Do you notice anything strange about this image here? I don’t know, just something out of the ordinary? Well, yes I know that these Kraken Attacking Submarine Pint Glasses look awesome cuz the Kraken is all like, “Say Uncle! Just stay down!” and is grunting and stuff, while the submarine is all like, “Stop giving me a noogie. I’m telling mom!”, but what else? Still don’t see it? Maybe I shouldn’t have said anything at all. I don’t want to be rude or anything. Psst! *Whispers* Somebody peed in that pint glass. And by the amber coloring and cloudiness, I would say they drank a full bodied ale and didn’t have any supper. Also, those kidneys are not happy. Look at all the froth!

Danse Macabre Pillow Set

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Danse Macabre Pillow Set
Haha they spelled dance wrong. Sucker. This Danse Macabre Pillow Set is pretty cool. My only question is, is it pronounced mac-cob or mac-cob-bre? Nevermind, I don’t care. I say mac-cob. Like corn on the mac-cob. Or a mac-cob salad. Or Chupa-mac-cob-ra, the mythical goat sucker! I’m right and that’s all that matters. Anyway, this pillow set is great. Won’t give me nightmares at all to know that this death dance is happening right behind my head. Even though there’s a skeleton band playing loud music.

Anyhow, I gotta go. Time to dance macabre! *Turns on some funky disco and does the funky chicken dance on my way out the door, clucking and flexing my wings.* OW! Hit my elbow on the doorknob! OW! OW! OW! Hit my elbow on the wall. Also tripped over my shoes and now I need an ambulance. It really is the dance of death.
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Horror Movie Magnets Make Your Fridge Frightful

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Horror Movie Magnets Make Your Fridge Frightful
Cryptocurium makes these cool Horror Movie Magnets that will make people scream when they see your fridge. You can buy them all in one set or individually. I would buy the set just so I could have an all-star dream team of psychos. There’s Ghostface from Scream, Freddy Krueger, Jason, Leatherface, Michael Myers, Dracula and more. You’ll never be brave enough to raid the fridge again, so it’s a great dieting tool.