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Zombie Combat Academy Graduation Rings

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Zombie Combat Academy Graduation Rings
Damn, look what I just got! My Zombie Combat Academy Graduation Rings from VonErickson. Now I officially know how to kick zombie ass. I got my diploma and everything. The teachers all said I excelled at the whole kicking a zombie in the balls thing, but I needed work on shooting them in the head with a sniper rifle. Still, I passed. I told you I would too amount to something mom!

I mean,when the zombies come, I’m still gonna run and hide in the basement and hoard all of the food,while helping no one. But it’s nice to know I can deal with zombies if I need to.

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Zombie Post Apocalyptic Journal

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Zombie Post Apocalyptic Journal
This Zombie Post Apocalyptic Journal will help you keep track of how fast the infection is spreading throughout the population. It is hand-cast using real crushed stone bonded with high quality designer resin. Ohhhhh. Fancy. It has 95 non-ruled, spiral-bound pages, which should be enough room for you to keep a decent survival journal, so that one day when the zombies eat you, some other normal human can find it and pass it on and on, until 5000 years from now they are worshipping you as a God and this is their bible. How sweet is that?

Edgar Allan Poe Famous Quotes Mug

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Edgar Allan Poe Famous Quotes Mug
Drink up with my main man Edgar. This Edgar Allan Poe Famous Quotes Mug will be a fun and frightful read while you are having your morning coffee. In other words, Poe your coffee in this mug. That’s called wordplay son! You’ve been served! You been Poe-wned! I know what your thinking. Oh Poe he dit int just say that! Poe-lease! I did. I really did just say that. What are you gonna do? Call the Poe-lease? So they can stick me in the Poe-key? What, you think these jokes are hokey? Then why don’t you do the hokey-Poe-key and turn yourself about. Yeah, that’s what it’s all about! Yeah, that just happened! I went all kid’s song on your ass. Don’t be mad. You love me. I know you do cuz you drank that love Poe-tion I cooked up.

Sugar Skull Comforter Set or Duvet Cover

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Sugar Skull Comforter Set or Duvet Cover
Turn the Day of the Dead into the Day of the Bed. And just don’t get out for anyone or anything. Leave me alone, I’m tired! This Sugar Skull Comforter Set or Duvet Cover is from FolkandFunky, which sounds like a lame buddy cop show from the 60s. One likes folk music, the other likes funk. Together they are cleaning up the streets.

Awwww look at those skulls. They’re so in love. I wonder how they do “it”? Take that back. No I don’t. Just got a mental image of bone on bone action. Wasn’t really all that gross, but the sound of bones on bones grinding really hurt my ears. When the skeletons are rockin’, don’t come a knockin’! I hear that she’s a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. If you know what I’m saying. More like a creak in the sheets. You know, cuz bones.

Till death do us part? I got news for you two. I think you’re about to divorce cuz you is both dead dead dead! But you look lovely. Really, you two are a cute couple. Couple of corpses!

Seriously, they have all kinds of awesome Gothic, skeleton, too creepy to go to bed sets. Check out the whole shop.

Kitchen Overlord’s Dead Delicious Horror Cookbook

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Kitchen Overlord's Dead Delicious Horror Cookbook
The Kitchen Overlord’s Dead Delicious Horror Cookbook will help you to cook gore-met meals that will scare the bejesus out of your dinner guests. It has 69 recipes that will cover your table with so many eyes, ears, guts, brains and more. Your dinner guests may even call the cops because they will think you are a serial killer. They will want to stop you before you can cook again. It has everything from edible strings of human ears to looping guts that are meant to be pulled apart at the table. The recipes are tailored to Paleo, Gluten-Free, Vegetarian, and Vegan diets.

I think I lost my appetite. It fell somewhere in the entrails and I ain’t digging it out.