Hey, what time is it? Time to lift up your cranium and check the time! This Memento Mori Skull Clock is a cool and creepy way to check the time. What? You need to know the time? Let me just lift up this skull and find out for you. What do you mean you have to leave? I thought we were having fun. What do you mean you don’t feel safe here? Man, I have no idea what’s up with my so-called friends. Some people just don’t appreciate a cool clock.
Tag: horror
Freddy Krueger Slasher Pillow
This Freddy Krueger Slasher Pillow is cool and all, but how come everytime I lay my head on it, I wake up with slash marks on my face.
Now I lay me down to sleep,
And Freddy slashes at my cheek.
If I should die before I wake,
F-U Freddy my soul ain’t yours to take!
Get out my dreams you freak!
Ghost in the Mirror Wall Plaque
Mirror, mirror on the wall- What the? Either I just turned into a beautiful pale woman or there’s a ghost in my mirror. Hey baby. I would say, “My place or yours”, but clearly you already chose my place. This Ghost in the Mirror Wall Plaque will liven up your home. Hopefully she’s always stuck and doesn’t fully emerge one day. I’m gonna get one and hang my keys from her fingers, until she goes back into mirror-world one day and steals them. But that’s cool. She can get away with anything cuz I’m kinda attracted to her. Not that I have a ghost of a chance with her.
Funko Universal Monsters
Check out these adorable Funko Universal Monsters. They have Dracula, Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, The Phantom of the Opera, Metaluna Mutant, Wolfman, Mummy & The Creature from the Black Lagoon. All looking pretty damn adorable. You monsters clean up pretty well. You are all looking presentable and ready for my shelf. Try not to attack my other toys, k?
Tentacle Winestoppers
You can either buy these awesome Tentacle Winestoppers or do like I do and keep a caged octopus on your kitchen counter. I just set my wine down and bonk him on the head, until he sticks a tentacle in my bottle. That’s probably why my wine tastes like Calamari. You want some water? Huh? You better cooperate! My Coke was tasting pretty flat last I checked too. Arghhhh! Stop strangling me!