This Tentacle Lantern Wall Plaque with LED Light is awesome. It’s like Cthulhu just punched a tentacle through your wall to give you a little light. Thanks a lot Cthulhu, but unless you plan on staying there and holding that light for the rest of your life, I’m gonna need that wall fixed. Damn. Stop trying to be so overly helpful. It causes problems. Great. Now I hurt his feelings. It’s gonna be okay big guy. Stop crying. My walls are getting all wet.
Tag: horror
Frankenstein’s Monster and Bride of Frankenstein Coffin Coasters
When I drink, I don’t mess around. I lift that drink to my lips, drink it up until it’s dead, then slam it down on one of these Frankenstein’s Monster and Bride of Frankenstein Coffin Coasters. Then I bury it in the backyard. Okay, I made that last part up, but I’ll drink you under the table. Don’t believe me? Go ahead, come at me bro. *Kicks your chair out from underneath you. See? Now you’re under the table. That’s what’s up. Stay down punk.
These coasters will protect your counters and furniture, while looking awesome. Perfect for Halloween or any time you want some extra horror in your life.
Brain Candle Holder
Where are my keys? I would forget my brain if it wasn’t holding my candle. Good thing it is, thanks to this Brain Candle Holder that looks like a giant brain meatball that got impaled with a candle. Sorry I forgot to turn the light on, my brain was under it. Hang on a sec. Are we sure that isn’t just a lump of raw meat?
Whatevs. I’m buying one. Cuz I’m brainy like that. I just don’t leave mine on the table so any Tom, Dick or Harry can attach a light to it.
Edgar Allan Poe Raven Mug
The Edgar Allan Poe Raven Mug will have you saying “nevermore” to other coffee mugs and flipping the bird every time you tip it up to take a drink.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary…
And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting…
On your mug.
Perfect if you like your coffee raven black.
These Journals Are Full Of Bones
Etsy seller mrsoles sells some cool and creepy journals with skulls and bones embedded in them. I like to imagine they had an explosion at the warehouse and little bits of all of the warehouse workers went flying and got stuck in these journals. Then Mr Soles turned to Mrs. Soles and said, “I have an idea!”
Of course, they could have just made these by hand too. Yeah. That’s more likely.
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