These Resident Evil Umbrella Corporation Syringe And Vial Bracers will come in handy when hunting zombies. The seller even offers a matching purse. The blood splatter is a nice touch, which is exactly what I tell my wife once a month, before getting slapped senseless.
I don’t know much about killing zombies, but if they need an insulin shot, it looks like these things have you covered.
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Be the mother of dragons with this awesome Game Of Thrones Dragon Rings And Eggs Set. Just like Daenerys Targaryen, you will have these little dragons wrapped around your finger. Literally. And unlike Daenerys, you won’t have to worry about dragon poop, which is fiery and nasty and smells like goats. That will leave you with a smoking stump and an appreciation of dragon digestion for sure.
You get 3 Dragon Rings with their 3 Dragon Eggs which act as a kickass jewelry box for them. The divided halves of the eggs are linked by a hinged base which holds the dragon by his tail. Trust me these rings will get you noticed more than Hodor saying his name over and over again during an AA meeting. The whole set is $185.
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We’ve featured netherworldoddities work before and now we are really getting an ear-full with this Walking Dead Daryl Dixon Zombie Ear Necklace. You can see a bunch of her other scary stuff in the background. Daryl sure likes to collect ears. Maybe he’s making an ear-wax candle. That would explain it. Maybe he’s just eerie! This fun piece of jewelry reminds me of The Who’s rock opera “Zombie”.
Zombie can you ear me?
Can you feel me near you?
That’s “Tommy” you idiot!
No it’s not! Oh wait! You’re right. I really should clean this record and finally make the jump to that new CD technology. It’s not even vinyl, it’s so dusty it’s more like felt. I didn’t even notice after the needle grew a Gandolf beard that it likes to drag around the grooves. Also, the song “Foosball Wizard” never did sound right. You live you learn.
Etsy seller Paintit13lack likes to make mini necronomicon necklaces. Some are even lockets that open up to reveal images from Army of Darkness. You know the old saying: Don’t go to Comic Con without your necronomicon.
The book is said to contain an account of the ancient ones, their history, and the means for summoning them. It’s basically an old fashioned telephone book for monsters. Let your tentacles do the walking! Why the grim face? Well, it is a grimoire. Fun fact: They call it the book of the dead because of poor sales.
I don’t have to tell you that Octopuses belong in chains. These ink squirting monstrosities are scary as hell. It’s because of these guys and sharks that I don’t get in the water. Ever. Screw you kraken! Still, this Octopus necklace is pretty stylish, even though I wouldn’t trust him around my neck, chained up or no. Octopuses are all grabby and clingy. Kinda like me on a date. They would call me Cthulhu. If they called at all. *sad face*
The seller has all kinds of cool necklaces. Some of them are other dangerous sea creatures too. Like the Zombie Octopus and Jellyfish below. Wear them at your own peril.
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