Manson The Hutt.
He had a big butt.
Made Leia a slave
in his fat slug cave.
Had him some moobs,
when you were still newbs.
Then put out the hits,
Despite liquid sh*ts.
Immature much? Yes. Yes I am.
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Tag: novelty
The Watermelon Skirt: Hey, Nice Be-Rind
I’ve never seen a pair of watermelons crawling through the grass like that. Don’t worry, I won’t tell Gallagher. These watermelons look nice and ripe and have super nice rinds. Wait, it’s a female! Wearing a watermelon skirt. Good thing you got up. Slithering through the grass like that, your rump looked like two ripe melons walking down the aisle.
I still stand by what I said. You have a nice be-rind. And that’s coming from a guy who prefers the seedless variety.
Give Your Dog The Dognald
Donald Trump. Love him or hate him, we all fear the tribble on his head. One day it will awaken like the ancient horror it is and wreak havoc on the world. That’s why it’s best to teach your dog how to handle the Donald. With the Dognald.
Now your pooch can get The Donald in it’s teeth and shake him about. Watch that “hair” fly and do all kinds of crazy stuff.
Hoodie Pillow: The Hoodie And Pillow In One
The Hoodie Pillow is a hoodie and also a pillow. Do you toss and turn? (*British accent* You bloody tosser!) Not anymore. If you toss and turn in this thing you’ll be taking the pillow with you.
Another bonus is that every time you lay down, you will look like Eminem from 8-Mile. Or some crazy assassin from a video game who needs sleep badly. Perfect for narcoleptics who could fall asleep at any moment. When you feel those Zzz’s coming, just fall back against the nearest wall and your head is cushioned for sweet dreams.
Skeleton Restroom Door Cover
We’ve all been there. You’re minding your own business, reading the paper, trying to lay some pipeline when somebody opens the door. Hey. What the hell! That’s how this skeleton feels. The Skeleton Restroom Door Cover captures all of the excitement of skeletons pooping and lets you relive the scene all day long.
Hmmm. That headline reads, “Peeping Tom on the loose.” I think they mean this guy.