These zombie cookies look pretty grotesque thanks to some nice gory details. They may look rotten but they are actually sweet. Om nom nom! Chomp! Chomp! Chomp!
Hey, why are all of my zombie cookies missing their heads?
Headshots! You’re welcome! Now you can eat them safely. I also bit the heads off of all of your goldfish crackers just to be safe. Enjoy your bag of tails and let me know if there’s anything else I can do to help maam!
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Sweeet! This snake scarf is exactly what I need to battle the cold and look fashionably creepy this winter. I’ll wear it outside and then shed my scarf like snakeskin when inside again. You can call me Snake Plissken, or Rocky Bal-Boa constrictor. Even Cobra Commander. But don’t call me snake-neck the nerd. Them’s fighting words.
No way I’m wearing it on a plane though. I’ll ask for like one drink too many and the stewardess will be all like, “I have had it with these motherf***in’ snakes on this motherf***in’ plane!” Damn! Chill! Why don’t you sit down beside me and tell me all about it Sam Jackson. And while we’re at it, why the hell are you my stewardess today?
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This Goodnight Brew: A Parody for Beer People book is based on Goodnight Moon, a kid’s book for making kids shut up and go to sleep. So, this version is like a goodnight story for adults.
It’s about beer! Drink up and get just soused enough so that someone has to read you this bedtime story. Then enjoy this story through your inebriated alcoholic eyes and watch the magic unfold in your brain-keg as you go beddy-byes and pukey-time.
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Heh heh. Heh heh. This sucks. These Realistic Beavis & Butthead Sculptures are all like, lifelike and stuff.
Yeah! Yeah! Heh heh. Those guys look creepy. Heh. They look familiar. Fire! Fire! I am cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!
Sit these guys down in your living room, in front of your TV, and just watch the idiotic magic happen. Unless of course you have kids. In that case, just sit back and watch your own idiots pick their noses and watch TV. I know I gave my parents hours of entertainment. These sculptures are ultra realistic, right down to the braces and bad acne. For $8,300.00 you can have MTV induced nightmares forever. I’m not sure which one scares me more.
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Shiver me timbers! There be pirates on me keyboard, what look like little ghosts. Are you here to plunder my booty and take all me sexy pictures off me hard drive? I probably shouldn’t have said that. Now ye know! Well, if ye have a use for a bunch of squirrels in bikinis, go ahead and plunder me keyboard, but I’ll not heave to without a fight. Where ye going? Come back! I’m not weird! I just like funny pictures!
These Keyboard Pirates Reminder Memo Note Holders will remind you about stuff that your brain forgets. Just put these note holders on your computer and attach notes to them. Now you’ll remember stuff while you are surfing your favorite websites.