Tag: novelty

Color Me Drunk: A Drinking and Drawing Activity Book

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color me drunk coloring bookSo you have mastered beer-pong, drunk dialed your ex and puked in your neighbors flower bed. What’s next? Well, you can spend the rest of your inebriation with this fun activity book. Color Me Drunk is a fun filled book with all kinds of activities. Who says you can’t drink and draw? Activities include:

– draw a Picasso-style portrait of a friend
– practice making ‘regrettable’ tattoos
– finish partially unfinished famous paintings…
– design your own beer labels
– play wino bingo
– pickup line survival guide
– draw aliens on a row of urinals

and much more more.

Bowling Zombies Wooden Novelty Game

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Bowling Zombies Wooden Novelty GameThis Bowling Zombies Wooden Novelty Game looks like a fun way to spend a Friday night. Better than how I usually spend it, crying at the foot of a large Scarlett Johansson poster with a bottle of whiskey and rolling a D20 in the corner, wishing I had some friends to play D and D with.

Stupid “friends”. You get drunk one time and level your character up to a Sexy Stripper/Wizard street walker, with a resistance to Orc Pimp b*tch slaps and suddenly you are shunned like an Amish butter churner who showed a bit of ankle. It probably didn’t help that this took place at my sister’s women’s gaming group.

Oh yeah, this zombie game looks like some serious undead fun. Stack ’em up and knock ’em down. The problem is, the undead get right back up. You are in for a long night of Zombie bowling my friend.
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Bathroom Guest Book: Sorry About The Smell

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bathroom guest bookMake your bathroom all fancy by offering your guests this Bathroom Guestbook. It builds lasting memories of those who came and left something of themselves behind. It also helps you keep track of who has been in your poop-room. Let your guests express themselves on the throne.

Sorry about the dark cloud and subsequent brown film that has settled on the walls. Couldn’t find a match. Signed, I.P. Freely (The poop is what takes awhile).
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The Real Burning Man: Incredible Melting Man Candles…Mandles

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burning man candlesIncredible Melting Mandles. Man + Candles = Mandles. These candles are like little zombies that you can watch melt to the ground in three hours. Light him up, watch his last hours on this Earth. Only $15. from Etsy seller Stexe.

Click through for more pictures and an awesome rock solid video demo of these mandles. You’ll want to get yourself a little trash bin to go with these guys.
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Turkeyzilla Tote Bag With Drumstick Coin Purse

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turkeyzilla bag and drumstick purseJust in time for Thanksgiving. It’s the Turkeyzilla Tote Bag With Drumstick Coin Purse. This ain’t no poultry handbag, but it will gobble up all of your essentials thanks to it’s large inner cavity. You get a bonus drumstick coin purse. Sweeeet!

You have to make it yourself from the pattern, which will probably still be a lot faster than cooking a Thanksgiving day turkey.