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Poop Buddies Forever Coffee Mugs

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Poop Buddies Forever Coffee Mugs
Are you my poop buddy? I’ll be yours if you’ll be mine. Pinky promise? Gross! Your finger has dukey on it. Anyway, these Poop Buddies Forever Coffee Mugs are perfect for you and your poop buddy. Friends. The buddy system. That’s what it’s all about. It’s all about friends helping friends poop. I think. Maybe it’s about two friends slamming their poop filled hands together to activate super powers. No idea. Maybe it’s about one guy being the lookout, while the other guy drops a Cleveland steamer by the side of the highway. If so, I’m a good friend.

The Highway patrol will never get you for doing the doggy squat while I’m on guard. They’ll get you for indecent exposure and kidnapping instead cuz I don’t know you and I’m just glad to be free and all over the local news. It was quite an ordeal. *tears*. He wanted me to drink from his Poop Buddies Forever Coffee Mug. *sobs* Wrap that rescue blanket around me. Which camera should I look into? That one? *Crying* I just want to go home now. It was horrible.

Bigfoot and Chupacabra Greeting Cards

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Bigfoot and Chupacabra Greeting Cards
Send all of your friends these cool Bigfoot and Chupacabra Greeting Cards from CreatureCardsDesign. In my case that means the mailman and the lady at the grocery store. They feature fun art and on the back there is a description of the monster’s origin and some sightings. But they don’t tell you what to do when you have a sighting. I can help with that: If you see these monsters, bend over and kiss your ass goodbye. Especially if you see the Chupacabra. He will suck your blood like a demon who just discovered a crazy straw for the first time. Except his straw is his tongue. I know, gross.
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Glow-in-the-Dark Skull Flower Pot

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Glow-in-the-Dark Skull Flower Pot
I don’t know about you, but I’m always losing my skull planters when it gets dark. You can’t find ’em cuz you can’t see ’em. Then you trip over it and break it in a thousand pieces. Well, this Glow-in-the-Dark Skull Flower Pot will always be visible and very very scary! Seriously, I’m shivering right now. But that may just be because I didn’t pay the heating bill. Not because I’m kicking heroine. Although I do kick heroine. Right to the curb. Say no to drugs peeps. Also say no to drugged peeps cuz that’s a serious danger at Easter parties. Just passing that tip along.
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Felted Bunny Fetus

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Felted Bunny Fetus
So….we need to talk about the elephant in the room. And by that I mean this Felted Bunny Fetus. I’m not sure if they ripped it from it’s felted mother or what, but I don’t like it. I think it will give me nightmares. Daymares too. Which are nightmares that come during the day on horses and are twice as bad. Kudos to the maker though. I’ve never seen such quality bunny fetus veins and that is one quality umbilical cord. You make a mean fetus. But not so mean that it’s cursing and belittling me, which I appreciate.

Cthulhu Steampunk Goggles

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Cthulhu Steampunk Goggles
Wearing these Cthulhu Steampunk Goggles is like playing peek-a-boo with Cthulhu himself. Here, try these on. I’m blind! I’m blind! All I can see is Cthulhu’s tentacles. Get him off me! Get him off me! Oh wait, I had the lens caps on!
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