Use this Coffin Cork Board to display the stuff you want to show off and let your stuff rest in peace. Obituaries. That’s what you want to display in this thing. Duh! That or dead bugs if you are one of those nerdy/creepy dead bug collector types. Which I’m not. I mean, they do tend to collect on the floor, in the corner, on my bed… But that’s only cuz I’m lazy and don’t clean. Like ever. God, I’m disgusting!
Tag: odd
Nightmare Before Christmas Sally Doll Head Ring
This Nightmare Before Christmas Sally Doll Head Ring is a doll head made into a ring. I think Eric Clapton said it best:
Lay down Sally,
Gonna drill right through your head.
Don’t you think you want someone to wear you?
Pretty sure he said that. I bet he’s saying that now. I heard he reads this blog and sings songs about all of the creepy cool stuff I show you. You Eric, how about some concert tickets. I don’t want to go. Just wanna scalp them like this doll head.
Christmas Nightmare Ornament Set
Creep up your tree with this Christmas Nightmare Ornament Set and give your kids a scare when they open their presents on Christmas morning. Mommy, Santa is scaring me. I don’t like Christmas anymore. Whaaaaaaaaa. Make them stop mommy! Make them stop. You get Santa, Snowbeast, Krampus and and The GingerDead Man.
Zombie Rabbit Fanny Pack Is A Rabid Rucksack
Oh damn. My fanny is in trouble now! Wear this Zombie Rabbit Fanny Pack and store your stuff inside, but don’t be surprised if it bites you in some sensitive areas. This crazed little nad and butt biter does not give one f**k. You can just tell. I think it’s the crazed eyes and the exposed teeth. Call it a hunch. This is one rabid rabbit. A horrible hare. A rascally rodent. A crazy cottontail. Thugs Bunny.
Yeah, I think I’ll just put stuff in my pockets. I don’t know who framed Roger Rabbit, but I’m pretty sure this guy killed him, then hid the body somewhere in Arizona and erased all evidence. He’s been going from hip to hip ever since, staying one step ahead of the law.
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No Thank You – Large Plush Spiders
Zootoys has a few of these soft nightmares to choose from. Large Plush Spiders require large plush flyswatters or bigger boots. What has 8 eyes, is completely harmless and scares the bejesus out of me, so that I have to shred it with a knife until it’s stuffing flies everywhere? These things. I don’t care if they are real or plush, spiders is spiders and nature’s scurrying nightmare!
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