This Cosmic Skeleton Hoodie is out of this world. It’s groovy, it’s cosmic, it’s like a skeleton traveled the universe and collected starlight and nebulas and returned to Earth a God! …Of course that could just be my meds kicking in. Yeah, that’s more likely. It has a zip front, front pockets and a ribbed fit around the hips and wrist for your pleasure. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a journey to the center of my mind to complete and I require a dash of Nyquil to fuel my ship. OHHHHHHH. There we go. We have lift-off!
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Nice Chompers – Coin Cavity Purse
This Coin Cavity Purse will try to bite you every time you put change in or take change out. Plus obsessive compulsives will have to brush and floss these pearly whites every time they open it. That’s a nice set of chompers. You know how you hate that old lady who is always holding up the checkout line cuz she’s paying in change? Now you can be that person, except others won’t be pissed off at you, they’ll be scared. Of you and for you. And I don’t blame them.
Grim Reaper Wine Glass Holder
The Grim Reaper Wine Glass Holder makes this dude a lot less scary. I had no idea he came bearing wine glasses. Now he doesn’t seem so bad. Hey buddy, what’s up? Set those glasses down and let’s drink. I’ll drink you under the table. No, I mean it. Get under the table. I’m hiding from everyone who says I have a drinking problem. Also, I keep a spare bottle of Pinot Noir duct taped under the table for emergencies. A few drinks will have you looking less grim. Ever think about re-branding yourself? I’m thinking “the Prim reaper”. Time to go all prim and proper. Clean yourself up. I’ll have my people call your people. I take 10%.
Weregirl Shaves Face and Body, Gets A Husband
Every wolf girl needs a wolf man and this hairy beast is no different. A teenage girl who has been crowned the world’s hairiest child has started shaving and guess what? This helped land her a husband. 17 year old Sumatra Susuphan, from Bangkok, Thailand, was born with Ambras syndrome — an extremely rare condition also known as “werewolf syndrome.” She’s got hair. Lots and lots of hair.
Really nothing to report here, except for the fact that shaving has lead to a husband. And I’m pretty sure his name is Sasquatch. Seriously though, good for her. I’m digging those bangs. Which is also what her husband said after the honeymoon. Thank you. I’ll be here all week.
via NYPost
Classic Horror Stories Book Scarf
Dangle some horror stories from your neck and keep warm my literary peeps. The Classic Horror Stories Book Scarf will keep your neck all cozy and safe from vampires. It features book covers for Frankenstein, The Canterbury Ghost, Dracula, The turn of the Screw and more. Look awesome while showing off your love of classic horror.
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