What can I tell ya. It was the 90s. There was a rave. A Werewolf attacked. So I took the pacifier out of my mouth, shoved my lightstick down it’s throat along with some X and this guy got less bloodthirsty. He’s all like, I wuv you man. I weally weally wuv you. I ever tell you that?” We partied all night then I took his head and decorated my house with this Pink Mounted Werewolf Head.
He’ll never raid a rave on a full moon again!
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This necklace is holographic and psycho-futuristic. I just made that word up. I hope it goes viral. But in a good way. Not in a “scratch all night and it forms blisters” kind of way. Not only will this Holographic Alien Necklace look good on your neck. It will also make you dress up like a sexy future girl and twirl your hair as you kneel on a holographic floor.
You can’t say that about every necklace. I guess technically, it’s a choker, so aliens will be choking you. I guess you won’t mind because you will be looking so super-retro-back to the future-fly-sup-world that you won’t even care. Cool for you. Just bring me back a pair of those glasses. Please?
This cat clutch bag looks like a show cat had a date with a steamroller. Minus the bloody organs and tire tracks of course. It’s purrfectly pink and you girls will want to get it right meow. It’s a great accessory if you are having a Fancy Feast at a restaurant or just sitting at home eating a tuna sandwich while sighing as you watch your 70 cats go about their business of coughing up hairballs and pooping to the gentle sounds of Maury Povich on the TV.
Just one more cat can’t hurt. It’s just a clutch purse. It’s not like you have a problem. You can stop at any time.
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