Like seriously. A lot of freakin’ teeth. You might want to put braces on that bro. His name is Eustace and he is seriously creeping me out. He’s all black gums and teeth. I swear, I can hear him going all nom nom nom and clicking those teeth as he moves closer-*jumping out of my flabby blogger skin*
Nevermind. That was my grandma asking how much medication is too much. Same answer as always granny. If you can interact with me, you need more. And for the last time, my name is not “false teeth clicking” mixed with “gum smacking” and followed by an old person sigh.
Anyway, where was I? I have no idea. Neglecting old people is tough work. Oh yeah, this thing looks like it posed for a mutant yearbook. He is most likely to succeed…In biting your face off.
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Look, it’s the Princess of Wales. I mean wails. Princess Di. I mean die. Yeah, 
WTF? Just what you want to get your kid. A 
Everything we feature is creepy. Sometimes it is creepy because it is scary. Sometimes it is creepy because the seller is sloppy(Maybe they laid it out all over their floor which is covered in dog hair or the seller showed their nasty crusty feet in the pic). Sometimes the item is creepy because the seller is running a scam. Sometimes things are creepy AND cool. And that’s what this giant Cthulhu plush toy is.