Prepare to be creeped the hell out. Adam Pizurny used Blender 3D rendering software to produce this unsettling collection of freaky heads GIFs. These are freaking me out man. Somebody talk me down. I think I got the wrong shizz-take mushrooms. Either that, or this is a flash-back to the last time I got the wrong mushrooms. I knew that guy in the alley was not a real grocer. Wouldn’t even take a credit card and never asked if I wanted paper or plastic. Heads aren’t supposed to do this. I think I just saw my face on one of them.
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Nightmare On Elm Street Freddy Krueger Pendant Necklace
All you people who say that Freddy has no heart, you’re wrong. It’s right here. Even looks like his sweater and has his hat hung right on the corner. Also has slash marks because apparently Freddy tried to give himself open heart surgery at some point. This Nightmare On Elm Street Freddy Krueger Pendant Necklace is a fashionable tribute to a fashionable guy. Hey, it takes guts to rock that sweater and hat.
Now you can wear Freddy’s cold dead heart and he may even spare you if it sees it around your neck in a dream. Yeah, I doubt it too, but you never know.
Fine Disease Art: Goiter and Pox On You
Gemmamae made these illustrations that represent various diseases for a book she is working on. There will be 14 images all together. Are we sure that goiter isn’t an adams apple? I think the artist is just a goiter-exploiter. Probably makes ex-goit-tation films about it. And why do they call it smallpox? That shizz is big. It’s all over him. That’s bigpox. It’s like the herp gone wild.
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Raven Skull Belt Buckle
This Raven Skull Belt Buckle has a one word comment to make about your sex life as it hangs over your junk ominously and pecks at your soul: Nevermore!
Wow! That skull just burned you good. Hey, I didn’t say it, the bird skull did.
It’s a pecker that holds up your pants. Everybody’s “raven” about it.
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Zombie and Ugly Face Mugs
MakingFacesPottery not only makes weird faces while making pottery, they also occasionally make fugly face mugs, like I did in grade school. Their’s are much better. These Zombie and Ugly Face Mugs have faces that only a mother can love. A mother hopped up on acid, who sticks her head in the oven after getting a good look at the kid! The shop has freaky creatures, zombies, fugly things that defy naming and other monstrosity mugs that will scare the black off your coffee and make the sugar jump from your tea.
*Random audience reaction.* That’s not politically correct! You should be nicer!
*Looks at dude’s avatar.* You should be on a mug. Burn! That’s why ya don’t mess with me. You ugly. You ugly. Yo mama says you ugly!
I don’t have an avatar!
Hmmm. Um. The burn is on me then. That was actually my reflection. U-G-L-Y, I’m the one with no alibi. You have won this round sir! But ugly never gives up, so I will be back and uglier than ever. Right now I have to see someone about marketing a mug in my image. Actually I think that second image really captures my twisted and freakish essence. Almost.
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