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Satan’s Cheerleaders Dress

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Satan's Cheerleaders Dress
Hey look! Satan’s Cheerleaders Dress. Did you try out for the team? I know right! I was like, soooo in the finals, but my breasts just weren’t perky enough. Wanna go get a frappuchino and stare vacantly at nothing? K. Cool. What was I saying?

Ra-ra Shish-boom-ba! The devil’s gonna win so burn your bra.
Our teams hot cuz it’s from Hades,
You sold your soul for that brand new Mercedes.

I don’t know the rest. I’ll ask the coach. Also, that burn your bra line has nothing to do with with women’s rights. It just rhymed. I love what you’re doing up there. *Points at breasts* Whether they’re bound or unbound. You go girl.

Friday The 13th Jason Custom Converse All Stars

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Friday The 13th Jason Custom Converse All Stars
Yo, guy in hockey mask. If you are gonna wear the mask, you might as well have shoes to match. And these Friday The 13th Jason Custom Converse All Stars make a killer statement. They say, ” I kill people, but I still care about fashion and style. I’m deranged, but I’m also hip. I’m unhinged, but I care about my appearance.” So get these shoes you machete wielding freak!

Skull With Beard And Glasses

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Skull With Beard And Glasses
And now for a Skull With Beard And Glasses. You know why I like this? Well, aside from the obvious fact that it’s a skull with a beard and spectacles. Because it looks like that dude from Mythbusters.Is it him? No it’s not. Myth busted! That makes me the new Mythbusters!

I’m pulling the trigger on this one. I just need someone to talk to and he looks like a good listener.

Beetlejuice Handbook For The Recently Deceased Book

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Beetlejuice Handbook For The Recently Deceased Book
Welcome to the afterlife. Here’s a pamphlet and here’s a book. Just browse through this Beetlejuice Handbook For The Recently Deceased Book and you will have all of the answers, so you can enjoy your afterlife. I think. Maybe it shows you the recently deceased so you can identify them. Like a who’s who of who ain’t alive anymore. I have no idea. It’s been awhile since I saw the movie.

It’s a pretty cool replica. I hope my name isn’t in there. That means my whole life was the same plot as The Sixth Sense. I’m dead people. Oh man, now I have to have a look in that book. I’m scarred. No, not scarred. My skin is beautiful, I just can’t spell. I’m scared.
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Gray Alien Stuffed Plush ExtraTerrestrial

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Gray Alien Stuffed Plush ExtraTerrestrial
WTF?! Hey you guys aren’t supposed to come until the dead of night. I thought we had a deal. Who’s your green friend? The alien Hulk? No, let me guess, he just gets UFO sick and spends the whole trip puking and turning green. What? Your supervisor? What’s he doing here? Checking out your prostate probing productivity? A trip P evaluation then. Hey Greenie, you ain’t the boss of me. Him yeah. Not me. HAhahahaha. That picture makes it look like someone yanked your UFO hat off your head.

OW! You really forced me down there. Oh, we’re starting already? Just lasered my pants right off huh. Well, I hope your supe gives you a good evaluation.

This Gray Alien Stuffed Plush ExtraTerrestrial also comes in green. One is the boss, the other the lackey. Two and a half feet tall. Life-sized!