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Bodysuit Covered In Fake Human Teeth

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Bodysuit Covered In Fake Human Teeth
Well, I can’t unsee that! This bodysuit covered in fake human teeth is just nasty. Teething much? Do you take it to the dry cleaners or do you have to brush it with toothpaste and floss it yourself by hand? Is this the true form of the tooth fairy? If so, he’s out a lot of money, but improving his suit with every visit. This suit is a walking nightmare. I kinda want to throw a piece of meat at it and watch it get devoured.

Looks like it was made for a scene in the show Channel Zero. Remind me to never watch that channel. These people are messed up in the head.

via Geekologie

Dark Cameo Skeleton Necklaces

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Dark Cameo Skeleton Necklaces
These Dark Cameo Skeleton Necklaces are pretty scary. You can choose from the three shown in the image or you can get them all cuz they tell an awesome story from left to right. That story is as follows: Once upon a time there was a dead girl with long hair. Then she put her hair up. Then got bitten by some nasty teeth. The end.

I like long haired girl the best and that’s not just because I skipped to the end and read the last page. I just like my skeletons with long hair that’s all. Nothing wrong with that. Even if I bring my own wig. Perfectly acceptable. No big deal.

Tooth Fairy Anatomical Teeth Bracelet

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Tooth Fairy Anatomical Teeth Bracelet
Through its clever use of dental related hieroglyphics, this Tooth Fairy Anatomical Teeth Bracelet tell the story of the tooth fairy. I think. It could be a horror story about a lonely dentist with two weeks to live and nothing to lose. I have to research it more. But it has teeth all over it. I know that much. It’s enough to make you bi-cuspid curious right?
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Denture Necklace

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Denture Necklace
Time to have a denture adventure with this Denture Necklace. Ohhhhhhh gummy! Now when I need a top set cuz I’m trying to chomp down on a Burger King Whopper, I can just grab my necklace and shove ’em in my face. Like those librarians that have their glasses on their necklace, just more disgusting.

Nah. I would never do that. I’m just teething teasing.

Dental Phantom Accent Lamp

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Dental Phantom Accent Lamp
Beware the Dental Phantom… I guess cuz he’s just plain nasty and eats light bulbs. This Dental Phantom Accent Lamp is some really freaky interior frighting. He’s got a chrome dome and an appetite for light. These things were used to teach dental students how to turn your teeth into stuff like, yachts, fast cars, summer homes, blow, prostitutes and bail, for those nights when it all goes to hell. Now it’s a lamp that gives you nightmares.