Experience the terror of zombies in glorious 3D. This The Walking Dead: The Pop-Up Book will have zombies popping up your face. Probably give ya PTSD. You may even be tempted to shoot them in the head when they pop up. It’s all cool. Remember, it’s just a book. It’s based on AMC’s The Walking Dead. Obviously. Despite the name, it is not based on Keith Richards. It’s like a gruesome bedtime story for adults who never sleep anyway cuz zombies.

I was f**kin’scared cuz the cover says that it contains gore and violence, then when I realized Al Gore wasn’t in it, I was okay with it.