When you combine America’s favorite female mouse with the Galaxy’s most evil tyrant, you unleash an evil sith as we have never seen before. Darth Minnie!
*Emperor’s old gnarled voice* Give in to your hate. Join the dark side. Dig deep into your wallet. Feel the merchandising! Wear the Darth Minnie Mouse Ears Helmet!
Nah, I’m good! But that chick’s super long neck is freaking me out!
Slipped disc? You’re drinking from it. I’m not inebriated. I am In-vertebrae-ated. So there. These Vertebrae Shot Glasses really help you put your back into it when you knock back a drink.
*Feeling tipsy.* Sure, I’ll have another drink. Spine with me.
*More tipsy* Say what do ya call an Egyptian back guy? A Cairo-Practer. Nose, I’m not drunk.
*Far beyond tipsy* Go aheads, click glasses together again. “This is Spinal Tap.” S’okay s’okay. Nosh drunk. Gonna talk to the pretty lady. Hey. Can I get your Lumbar? *Hiccup* Or at least some lumbar support…?
Manson The Hutt.
He had a big butt.
Made Leia a slave
in his fat slug cave.
Had him some moobs,
when you were still newbs.
Then put out the hits,
Despite liquid sh*ts.
Immature much? Yes. Yes I am.
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This Black Cat Felted Scarf looks like someone pumped Mr. Whiskers up cartoon style with a bicycle pump and popped him with a pin, then shrugged and just draped it around their neck.
Don’t get me wrong, it looks awesome and kind of evil, but also very deflated and traumatized. It looks like it even has whiskers.
Winter is coming. Don’t be caught out in the cold without Mr. Pussums around your neck. That’s what my mom used to say anyway. Which is why I have so many cat scratches around my neck and why my hat rack has a cat house on top.
This Custom Painted Skeleton Guitar is pretty cool. Bands and singers that use this? Well, there’s PElvis Presley of course. Bone Thugs N Harmony. Spinal Tap. Just to name a few. Pretty awesome.
But what really freaks me out is the second image below. It’s like a friggin’ I Spy game. Everytime I thought I spotted everything, I found something else. Would it kill ya to clean up when we come over? I spy with my little eye:
A ghost child or apparition on the left.
A coffin bookcase.
A bust with one arm.
A tan dog’s feet.
A black dog asleep. (Are they both just one big dog?)
A used tissue.
Oh and a skeleton guitar.
Play along in the comments. Did I miss anything?
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