I hate aliens. Always using our planet for their human experimentation. I don’t know what’s worse, that or the fact that their medical ships use the Earth as a place to chuck their alien fetuses. I’m not pro or anti alien abortion, I just think it’s nasty when our scientists dig up these Alien Fetus Fossils.
Bunch of intergalactic litter bugs!
Can you give me a hand and pass the soap? Uh, that’s not what i meant by hand soap but whatever. It will feel good to have a bony hand caressing my body as I bathe. I’m trying to picture Milo Kunis in the shower with me, but that bony hand rubbing my butt feels more like the withered hand of Betty White. Not saying I’m not into it, just saying it’s weird.
Easy there Betty, you’re gonna get me all lathered up!
Um, I’ve never seen this Face Mask Gym Hoodie at my gym. Pretty sure I’d remember a hoodie that covers the bare minimum like that. It’s like a hoodie, an apron and underwear all in one piece. This guy’s all like, “I’m a ninja and I’m FAB-U-Less!!! I’ll be your spotter all day long and I won’t stop until I spot ya. Found you! Silly Goose. Now give me twenty reps or you are so in trouble!”
Oh look, it’s the devil. No, it’s a clown. No, it’s Ronald Mcdonald. You are all correct kids! He has come to serve horse meat and kick ass and he’s all out of horse meat! Over 1 billion impaled, with that pointy beard alone.
I can’t even look at this Evil Ronald McDonald Mask any more. Thanks for the nightmares. You’ve given me an unhappy meal for life.
When there’s something strange, around your neck, who ya gonna call? GHOST CHOKER! I ain’t fraid of no ghost! I’m totally lying. I WASN’T afraid, but now I’m scared of a chorus line of ghosts crushing my windpipe as they dance and kick their tails up.
Nah, I’m kidding. This choker is spook-tacular. Even supernatural. Ectoplastic! I’m not just saying that because my neck is on the line.