Horror Nesting Doll Set

horror nesting dollsThis set of horror nesting dolls are all separated and not nesting because basically they would all just cut each other to shreds so that when you opened it, it would be nothing but blood and broken dolls. That’s because these guys are hardcore.

You have Jason Vorhees, Freddy Krueger, Mike Myers, Ghost face from Scream and Chuckie. Only $25. These guys scare the bejesus out of me.

I mean that in a very Matryoshka doll way too. They scare me so much that a bejesus (Whatever that is) will burst out from inside of me, looking all pale and Golem-like, then a little clown will burst out of him. Then a tiny furry dancing gnome will burst from his chest and run out into the night screaming. No really. That just happened! I think somebody spiked my drink again- Here come the fire ants with heads of actors that I hate!

Wolf It Up: Wolf Fanny Pack

wolf fanny packHow would you like a wolf chasing your fanny all day and going in circles? You want some of that action? Then bid on this wolf fanny backpack. With googly eyes and a rainbow strap. It will keep the other wolves at bay waist. It’s built like a wiener dog, but looks like a wolf.

Damn honey, you must have some fine fanny for that wolf to be sniffin’ around all day.

Captain America Zombie Skull

Captain American Zombie SkullIt’s Captain America. The first (undead) Avenger. Obviously Steve Rogers has seen better days. Instead of fighting crime, his days are now consumed with the search for more and more brains. This skull is going to look great on your wall or on your shelf.

It’s only $70 from Etsy seller Bonesart. What else are you going to do with that money? See the movie again? And be disappointed that the Captain is not even a Zombie? Buy an action figure? Forget that. You need more Marvel Zombie art. A few more images below.
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1981 Cadillac Fleetwood “Walking Dead” Inspired Hearse

zombie hearseWhen the dead start walking, you better have a sweet ride. Why run from Zombies, when you can get away in style? This 1981 Cadillac Fleetwood “Walking Dead” Inspired Hearse will help. It has an amazing Zombie paint job, bloody hand prints, a Zombie head hood ornament, an actual bloody hand under the fender and lots of other sweet details.

You can Buy it now for $12,200. Whether you are hunting Zombies, or running from them, this vehicle is the vehicle of choice for the apocalypse. Check out all of the detailed images below.
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Miniature Mouse Skin Rug

Miniature Mouse Skin RugNow you’re living in style. This miniature mouse skin rug will creep up your home. It’s not really big enough for your floor at just 6 inches long, but it makes a sweet coaster. Use it to send a clear message to any mice that want to invade your home. This is what happens to mice around these parts.

Attach a swiffer pad to the bottom for some weird serial killer cleaning. It is just $60. More shots after the break.
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