Nasco, maker of creepy and weird medical teaching devices, strikes again. As a man, I’m just going to have to practice my breathing techniques to get through this article without passing out. It’s cool that this company made so many things to teach doctors, but do they have to be so creepy?
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Author: Artemis Winterford
Creepy/Cool: Hot Glue Corset
I’m rubber, you’re glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you. Which is good for you since then you’ll have an awesome gooey glue corset to wear. Remember being a kid and putting glue all over your hands? Letting it dry and then peeling it off like you were a lizard shedding it’s skin? Maybe that was just me. I was a special kid. I spent hours peeling that junk off while flicking my tongue and hissing. Needless to say, snakeboy never lasted long at any one school.
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Monster Face Ear Muffs
What? Say it again, louder! I can’t hear you over these monsters growling in my ears! When they aren’t growling they are making chewing noises. Put a monster face on each ear with these monster ear muffs. Monster fur has been known to keep your ears toasty as a Pop Tart.
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E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial Haunted Tortilla Miracle
Hallelujah and praise Steven Spielberg! What we have here is a sign that can only be a prelude to an E.T. sequel where E.T. comes back to find that Elliot is a washed up, fat comic book store owner with a penchant for cheap booze and outrageous body odor. That’s when the comedy begins as E.T. tries to put his sorry flabby life back together, while the pair rekindle their love, which knows no bounds. It will be the “sorta feel good, but mostly feel weird” movie of the year.
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Change His Legal Name For Five Years
This guy wants you to change his legal name for five years. For advertising purposes. I say you pay the $12,000. and just make him look ridiculous. Below are some ideas.
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