Do do do do do Infector Gadget do do do do do doo doo! This nasty little zombie freak will be the hottest(and nastiest creepy) action figure this year. Only $50. He is 8 inches of pure WTF awesomeness. Coincidentally that’s what I usually say to the ladies, but that always ends in laughter, followed by a debate about whether you can include the taint in the measurement. After that it’s just tears and a bucket of ice cream for me.
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Author: Artemis Winterford
Sheep Butt Turned Into An Alien Head
I’m not sure why so many people mess with animals butts and taxidermy faces onto them. And I thought I was lonely. The latest case of animal butt mutilation(Otherwise known as ABM) is this sheep’s butt turned into an Alien Head.
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A One Of A Kind Paranormal Experience
If you have an extra $26,000 burning a hole in your pocket, then Ebay seller c64man has a once in a lifetime paranormal travel package for you and your 3 closest and creepiest friends. Let’s see what you get… Read more “A One Of A Kind Paranormal Experience”
Creepy/Cool: Potato Shaped Like Admiral Ackbar
I’m sorry I missed this Ebay auction. I could have had this Admiral Ackbar potato for just 99 cents. Damn! I already have a Han Solo and Luke spud. I just need a few more to complete my diorama depicting the battle of the second Death Star Spud.
Life Hack: Buy Plates With Ants Already On Them
Looks like the ones I already own, but what the hell, they match my dishware, being all black spotted and crawling. These plates already come with real ants on them. No need to just set your dish on the counter and wait for them to swarm like the Borg Collective maniacs they are.
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