They Look How They Feel: Bloody High Heels

bloody high heelsWomen look great in high heels, but I bet they feel like torture. The things women go through to look good for men. Seriously ladies, we don’t need all of that. Just cook us a meal, clean up the place while we play video games and try not to talk too much about your day. Really we–

Update: Wife was watching me type and totally smacked the s**t out of me. My face is gonna look like keyboard for a few hours since I faceplanted myself into my laptop on the floor. She also handcuffed me to the toilet and left a note.(Yes I was typing on the toilet. Problem?)
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Sounds Promising: Worst Selfies Ever

worst selfiesSo this is an auction for the domain name worstselfies.com for $50,000. It seems promising and they have a hell of a pitch. In pictures. Yeah, I’m down with that.
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Donald Trump Cabbage Patch Kid

donald trump cabbage patch kidYou know all of those crazy people who collect cabbage patch kids and treat them like actual kids cuz they are nut jobs? Of course you do. You may even be one of them. Well, now you can own your own Donald Trump Cabbage Patch Kid doll.
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Nice Young Man as a Unicorn Painting

unicorn man paintingThis “nice young man” as a unicorn used to be a Chippendales dancer, until he was struck by lightning and given super powers. Now they call him the Manicorn and he dances for truth, justice and white haired old ladies. Watch his hooves go all clippoty clop over crime, this Fall on NBC.
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Creepy Haunted Doll From The Island Of Dolls

haunted dollIf old decayed creepy dolls give you nightmares, you might want to look away and move onto the next article. If you click through to read about this one, you can’t say I didn’t warn you. Read more “Creepy Haunted Doll From The Island Of Dolls”