Most of the time we try to keep everything respectful here at Creepbay. We keep things funny, but we don’t ever cross the line and attack a seller or their items in a direct personal nature. However, that doesn’t mean that we won’t call them out on a Fail. Sometimes sellers are just so arrogant, the item so bad, or the seller so sloppy, we have to stand up and say something. (that’s why we have a sloppy sellers category. You have to hand it to Etsy seller g9sf. He/She certainly knows how to fail. And she breaks the mold as far as Sloppy Sellers are concerned.
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Author: Artemis Winterford
Maggot Infested Choker, Because…Why Not?
This maggot infested choker makes quite the fashion statement. That statement is, “Someone slashed my throat and now I have these maggots crawling all over my wound. No worries.” The only thing it is missing are a couple of aggressive flies buzzing about.
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Virgin Mary Book Saves Family From Burning House
There must be a Guardian Angel somehow attached to this old book, because it saved a woman’s entire family, when their house was unexpectedly set on fire, by a devious group of teenage arsonists. A few nights before the fire, a mysterious masculine voice was heard coming from the book, warning Ebay seller shygirl_2, that something terrible was about to happen and they were all going to die. Read more “Virgin Mary Book Saves Family From Burning House”
The Ultimate In Bird Stalking: Hummingbird Feeder Hat
You want to be in the Bird watching hall of fame? Are you a bird watcher who is near sighted? Do you have what it takes to sit calmly and quietly and wait for your prey to land right in front of your face? Only to fly away because of your horrible garlic breath? Yeah, that garlic bread was not a good idea. If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need this Hummingbird feeder hat my friend.
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Life-Size Abraham Lincoln Laying In Casket Action Figure
Action figures are all the rage these days. Why, just the other day I was making my Batman make out with Barbie, until Robin the Dweeb wonder showed up and got all jealous. That was when Ken came in and threw a hissy fit. It all worked out though. Robin left with Ken and true love was found by all. Anyway, you know who the coolest Action Figure is? Lincoln. The man had a super cool beard and hat and he freed the slaves or something. A life-sized Lincoln figure in a casket? I’d buy that shizz. It better be mint on the card though.
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