No dressing like Ash and throwing pokeballs at animals around your neighborhood won’t be weird at all. Get Ash’s green fingerless gloves and red and white baseball cap and you’ll be ready to catch them all. I don’t know about you, but in my neighborhood squirrels are the most common Pokemon. And guess what? They never evolve.
Sure, you can catch them, but the only thing they do is run around your house and bury your peanut m & m’s under the floorboards, while covering your floor in poop.
Etsy seller Boxartig is selling this cool Twin Peaks Red Room Diorama which comes in a fancy can. Pretty neat. If you want to relive some scenes from the classic show, it beats hiring a dwarf and pumping him full of acid so he dances around, snapping his fingers while talking backwards.
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These Leaf-it! Leaf Sticky Notes look just like real leaves. You know, the kind that grow on trees. Outside. You’ve probably seen pictures on the internet. Trust me, they exist. They aren’t just places for Keebler elves to make cookies.
These Leaf-it sticky notes are so real looking, I don’t recommend them for people who live in the woods. (Again, look it up on the internet. It’s a magical place full of the previously mentioned trees.) You’ll spend all day just looking for your to-do list because some squirrel ran off with it and is now using it as bedding.
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What manner of skulduggery is this? You mean this is a skull that I can actually sit in? I think those teeth might hurt my butt. That guy looks pretty comfortable though. He’s just chilling, reading the sales circulars. He looks so relaxed he appears to be on the verge of dropping a Cleveland Steamer, but he forgot to take those mailman shorts off. That’s gonna be messy.
Okay. Looks comfy. I’ll take one. And I promise not to get so relaxed that I poop myself. It doesn’t have a tongue right? I’m not playing some weird fanny tickle game with my furniture.
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Etsy seller jbellzamyy is a Pokemon Master. Don’t believe me? Go to the Etsy shop and see for yourself. The seller has caught every Nicolas Cage Pokemon imaginable and now you can collect them all and get seizures from the cartoon or whatever it is you kids do.
There are all kinds of Cage Pokemon available. Gotta Cage them all. Here is a sweet deal on a starter pack. Get some of these and soon you’ll be trading them with your friends and stealing from your mom’s purse to feed your crazy nerd habit.