This Hellraiser III Pinhead Action Figure is based on Hellraiser III, which is triple the hell and twice the hades. Same amount of pins in the head. He stands 6-Inches tall and has 8 points of articulation. That means you can pose him in all kinds of neat poses. He comes with two sets of arms and two interchangeable sets of hands. He also comes with his infamous puzzle cube and the unholy instruments of torture. Which I’m not sure they got right, cuz according to my wife, the unholy instrument of torture is my voice. But what do I know?
Category: Geeky Cool Stuff
Edgar Allan Poe Famous Quotes Mug
Drink up with my main man Edgar. This Edgar Allan Poe Famous Quotes Mug will be a fun and frightful read while you are having your morning coffee. In other words, Poe your coffee in this mug. That’s called wordplay son! You’ve been served! You been Poe-wned! I know what your thinking. Oh Poe he dit int just say that! Poe-lease! I did. I really did just say that. What are you gonna do? Call the Poe-lease? So they can stick me in the Poe-key? What, you think these jokes are hokey? Then why don’t you do the hokey-Poe-key and turn yourself about. Yeah, that’s what it’s all about! Yeah, that just happened! I went all kid’s song on your ass. Don’t be mad. You love me. I know you do cuz you drank that love Poe-tion I cooked up.
Sugar Skull Comforter Set or Duvet Cover
Turn the Day of the Dead into the Day of the Bed. And just don’t get out for anyone or anything. Leave me alone, I’m tired! This Sugar Skull Comforter Set or Duvet Cover is from FolkandFunky, which sounds like a lame buddy cop show from the 60s. One likes folk music, the other likes funk. Together they are cleaning up the streets.
Awwww look at those skulls. They’re so in love. I wonder how they do “it”? Take that back. No I don’t. Just got a mental image of bone on bone action. Wasn’t really all that gross, but the sound of bones on bones grinding really hurt my ears. When the skeletons are rockin’, don’t come a knockin’! I hear that she’s a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. If you know what I’m saying. More like a creak in the sheets. You know, cuz bones.
Till death do us part? I got news for you two. I think you’re about to divorce cuz you is both dead dead dead! But you look lovely. Really, you two are a cute couple. Couple of corpses!
Seriously, they have all kinds of awesome Gothic, skeleton, too creepy to go to bed sets. Check out the whole shop.
Universal Monsters Prayer Candle Set
Really enjoying my Universal Monsters Prayer Candle Set. Every night I light these bad boys and pray. Dear God, please don’t let Frankenstein’s monster find my house. Or his wife. Please don’t let the mummy invade my dreams and suffocate me by wrapping me in his bandages while he turns into my doppelganger and lives my life. Just keep me safe k? Thanks.
Octopus Tentacles Drinking Glass Set
You don’t need tentacles to grab onto this Octopus Tentacles Drinking Glass Set, but it helps. Especially after you’ve knocked back a few beers and are waving your tentacles all over the place, and accidentally dripping ink from your main tentacle. Happens to the best of us.
Tell me if you’ve heard this one. An octopus walks into an octopus bar and says “bartender, pour me a drink.” What did the bartender say? He didn’t say anything, cuz it is ridiculous. How can you pour a drink underwater? It makes no damn sense. Not even sure why I brought it up.