Set Of 4 Universal Horror Monsters Glasses

Set Of 4 Universal Horror Monsters Glasses
Make every drink a monster drink with this Set Of 4 Universal Horror Monsters Glasses. You get Wolfman, Dracula, Frankenstein’s Monster and the Bride of Frankenstein. Poor Frankie. He can never get a night out with just the guys. If you get this set, just put her away now and then and give him a break.

Cute Cactus Creatures

Cute Cactus Creatures
Creepy Cute Cactus Creatures Cause Chaos. Try saying that 5 times fast. Ever take LSD and then stare at your cactus plants and watch them come to life and crawl out of their pots? Yeah, this is like that, but without the LSD. Awww. Look at the cute cactus people. Let me pet you. Ow! How can you be so cute and your hair be so stabby?

These big-eyed plants just want to hang out in your home and look awesome. I’m pretty sure they won’t crawl out of their pots, but you better put them in a cage to be sure. When a cat rubs up against your leg it’s cute, when these guys do it, you get cactus needles all over your leg. And don’t sit on them!

Gothic Vampire Hunter’s Dollhouse

Gothic Vampire Hunter's Dollhouse
Sweet! Now I have a place for my vampire hunting dolls. What? Of course Ken can be a Vampire hunter. He’s gotta do something when Barbie is home all day acting like a diva. Check out the video below. This Gothic Vampire Hunter’s Dollhouse is fully decorated and ready for your dolls to move in. If it was bigger, I would move in. And be the best damn Vampire hunter I could be. Which is easy cuz there’s no Vampires here. Already did my job! Cuz I rock.
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Zombies Playing Poker Figurine Collection

Zombies Playing Poker Figurine Collection
This Zombies Playing Poker Figurine Collection will look great on the shelf.

What do you have Ed? I got two pair. Two pair of fingers left cuz I’m a nasty shambling Zombie.

I got a full house. No, really. A house full of you guys parts that fell off. There’s Darryl’s hand under the table still clutching 3 of a kind. Did you notice Darryl has a tell? Every time he has good cards he scratches what’s left of his nose. It’s just a nub now. Hey, pass Carl his drink. Guy’s only got one arm left.

Hellraiser Puzzle Cube

Hellraiser Puzzle Cube
Are you ready for a Rubik’s Cube from Hell? *Crowd goes wild.* I said… Are you ready for a Rubik’s Cube from Hell? *Crowd loses their mind.* Well, check out the Hellraiser Puzzle Cube! Brought to you by the H-E-double hockey stick raiser! Solve it or don’t. Either way you are going to hell. Not sure if that will be in a hand basket or if you need to take a highway. Have to check on that. Really, this puzzle is hard as hell.