Category: Geeky Cool Stuff

Heart Anatomy Coasters

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Heart Anatomy Coasters
When people come to my house and have a drink, I break out these sweet Heart Anatomy Coasters and I start singing, all like, “I’m gonna harden my heart. I’m gonna swallow my tears. Gonna turn and le-heave yo-hoo here ah ah.” Then I put the Yoo-hoo on the coaster, cuz I’m all about avoiding spillage.

Sometimes I’ll be all like “Don’t go breakin’ my heart.” And then they’ll be all like, “I couldn’t if I tried.” Then I’m like, “Honey if I get restless…” And they answer, “Baby you’re not that type.” And they’re right, so we just leave it at that.
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Hammer Horror Film Poster Fridge Magnets

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Hammer Horror Film Poster Fridge Magnets
These Hammer Horror Film Poster Fridge Magnets will make your fridge a scary scary place. Fun fact: Hammer Horror is not when you hit your thumbnail with a hammer instead of the actual nail. It’s also not when you get hammered the night before and then wake up next to a horror the following morning. Okay, okay, I consider that second one some legitimate Hammer Horror. *Shudders*

Pop these mini horror posters anywhere and you will always have some cool art to look at.
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Inflatable Crashed UFO

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Inflatable Crashed UFO
What the deuce? That’s no weather balloon! Also not swamp gas! You put this Inflatable Crashed UFO in your yard and the military is gonna show up and start silencing witnesses. They don’t want you to know that inflatable aliens exist. They also want to reverse engineer inflatable UFOs and steal their superior inflatable UFO technology.

Why do you think our pool toys got so much better? Why do you think our love dolls are so irresistible? With such full lips and soft skin. So realistic… Just guessing about that last one.

And I don’t need no Men in Black showing up. I already know. I didn’t see nothing and nothing happened here. Consider my mind like my butt. Wiped.

Walking Dead Lantern

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Walking Dead Lantern
This Walking Dead Lantern will cast all kinds of cool and creepy shadows on your wall. Pretty cool. If I used a lantern. Which I don’t. What am I, Paul Revere up in here?

I mean, I guess I could go back to using a lantern instead of, you know, electricity. Alright, you talked me into it. I’m also gonna need an old timey hat and a powdered wig. And a bell that I can ring in case zombies attack me. I’ll just wake the whole neighborhood while I’m getting my throat torn out by a hungry zombie. Yeah, that’ll work out great. For people who sell bells and lanterns!
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Creature From The Black Lagoon Gelatin Mold

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Creature From The Black Lagoon Gelatin Mold
There’s always room for Jello. Especially when it’s shaped like the Creature from the Black Lagoon’s head. Depending on what flavor you make, you can eat the Creature from the Lime Lagoon, the cherry lagoon, or the strawberry lagoon. That’s a lot of lagoon options for dessert. Fill up your mold, put it in the fridge and then take it out and giggle as you jiggle it over and over again. I plan on buying two of these so I can put them side by side and watch them jiggle, cuz I’m immature like that. You know, cause then it would be the creature from the boob lagoon.