Category: Just Plain Weird

Deep Sea Critter Lid Lifters

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deep sea critter lid lifter
These Deep Sea Critter Lid Lifters are cool. You know what sea creatures hate? Pots that boil over. I know from personal experience because my wife is a raging sea hag and she can’t even cook a bowl of noodles. *dodges a bowl of flying boiling water* You missed me bi-

Update: Typing this from the library now because boiling water and blogging do not mix. Been picking boiled pasta from my keyboard for 2 hours. I’ll be headed to a Best Buy right after, so I can get screwed on a new laptop and no, if it doesn’t cover a rampaging wife from hell, I don’t want your warranty!

Anyway, where was I? Yeah, so these lid lifters look like sea creatures escaping from your boiling pot. That’s what all the food looks like in my house. Like me, everything just wants to escape her clutches. Looks like it’s going to be another night dining at Chez Kit-Kat with a side of Burger King. I better call Cthulhu and see if she simmered down before I head home. Also gonna get a waterproof case for my new laptop.

Wingman Shot Glass: We’ll Have A Double!

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double shot glass
The Wingman Shot Glass let’s you and your wingman get drunk at the same time so that your wingman is as useless as you are. It’s also perfect for conjoined twins. The more you drink, the drunker you are, therefore the more you backwash. Now you can both enjoy the nasty saliva pudding at the bottom of your drink.

By 3 AM you will both be in the parking lot trying to figure out how this clear tire iron works. You were supposed to be my wingman! Now what are we gonna do? I give up. Let’s just fill it with booze again and see what happens. Stop drinking so fast, it’s all over my shirt! Stop being a wuss and hold up your end!

Walking Dead Daryl Dixon Zombie Ear Necklace

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dixon ear necklace
We’ve featured netherworldoddities work before and now we are really getting an ear-full with this Walking Dead Daryl Dixon Zombie Ear Necklace. You can see a bunch of her other scary stuff in the background. Daryl sure likes to collect ears. Maybe he’s making an ear-wax candle. That would explain it. Maybe he’s just eerie! This fun piece of jewelry reminds me of The Who’s rock opera “Zombie”.

Zombie can you ear me?
Can you feel me near you?

That’s “Tommy” you idiot!

No it’s not! Oh wait! You’re right. I really should clean this record and finally make the jump to that new CD technology. It’s not even vinyl, it’s so dusty it’s more like felt. I didn’t even notice after the needle grew a Gandolf beard that it likes to drag around the grooves. Also, the song “Foosball Wizard” never did sound right. You live you learn.

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

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nose drinking cup
So basically these Pick Your Nose Paper Cups let you wear someone else’s nose while drinking your favorite beverage. They are very on the nose. I have to admit to being a little bummed out. You can choose from all those noses and there’s no Tucan Sam? What the hell man. I’m not seeing any weird Owen Wilson noses either. Man, that guy. I can’t watch any of his movies without wanting to pop that snozzer back in place with a nightstick. I kid, I kid. Though the dude is super annoying. Just pick your nose, which you probably do anyway and drink up. No need to be snooty about it or nosy. Keep your nose out of my business and into this cup.

Anyway, the nose knows. Knows what? Hell if I know. These paper cups are going to make drunken mate selection very confusing at parties. I thought she had a mustache when I picked her up, but she looked clean shaven in the morning. Oh well. I hope she cleaned my razor after. Also check out the runny nose gel dispenser. If you have some sort of weird nose fetish, you will enjoy having both in your home.
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Lounging Skeleton In Casket Desk Organizer

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lounging skeleton desk organizer
This Lounging Skeleton In Casket Desk Organizer is not going to rest in peace. Ever. Not after you bury him under all of your paperclips, pens and whatever else you pencil pushers use. Me? I don’t need a desk organizer. I have the old timey typewriter method of working. I type for a while, then when an old timey typewriter would need it’s paper changed like an infant needing a new diaper(Wah! Wah! I am old technology! Change me and powder my bottom!) I swipe everything off my desk to the left and repeat. It makes for a very tidy desk. And a mountain of crap to the left of it.

It’s cool. It’s mostly Kit-Kat wrappers and the insects that love them.

I’m out! Gonna go lounge like a skeleton. I better not wake up buried in paperclips you guys!