It’s a handbag. It’s handmade. It’s also very handy. No wonder it is full of hands. Brightly colored hands with paint on them. As if this handbag had rolled over a hundred children who were finger-painting pretty flowers and consumed them for all eternity in this bag.
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Category: Just Plain Weird
Attack Of The Killer Jar Heads
Etsy seller MindsEyeCreation makes all kinds of scary and creepy stuff. This evil hell spawn which looks like an amalgamation of all of my ex-wives is called a jar head. Not because he’s a marine, but because he actually has a jar head.
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Withered And Aged Humpty Dumpty Mask Will Get You That Senior Discount
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men couldn’t put Humpty together again. Maybe that’s because all of the kings horses and all the kings men were a bunch of egg beaters that get off on hurting and bullying beings of the incredible-edible variety until they look like the cracked, withered and beaten mess you see here.
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This Magic Red Beard Met Gene Simmons From KISS
This Ebay seller met Gene Simmons and had the typical screaming fan girl pics taken with him since he was man-crushing uber hard. This guy is giving the thumbs up in the pic and he is all like, “Check it out, I just met Gene Simmons”, while Gene Simmons is all like “I just had my dinner interrupted AGAIN by another weird stalker.” *points* What we are creeped out about is that this dude thought it would rock, to snip off and sell his straggly goatee that he was wearing on the night he met Mr. Simmons. Oh and because he says his goatee has magical powers.
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Clamcake Looks Like Satan, Is Probably Fiery Hot
Behold the Satan Clamcake! The master of the underworld has taken a new form on Earth and is just waiting for you to consume him. As soon as you go all nom nom nom and start eating this thing, you will feel a fiery burning as hell’s fury boils within you. Before you know it, you are Satan’s new vessel here on Earth.
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