Just when we thought we’ve seen it all, we find that someone came up with the bizarre idea to collect a jar of disgusting filth and put it up on Ebay. Basically they just vacuumed their home and emptied the canister into a jar. They have probably been proudly displaying it on their shelf, next to a jar of old scabs and one with toenail clippings.
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Category: Just Plain Weird
Kuato Total Recall Mutant Cosplay
Kuato. He’s like Chucky, but more grotesque and baby-like. Now you can have Kuato on your very own stomach for $149.99. This thing is giving me ulcers and stomach pains just looking at it. I feel like I have my own Kuato bursting out of my gut. You know what? That was just my noon burrito. Ever since lunch I’ve been the star of my own movie called bloatal recall. Oh the pain! Make sure you click through for a super special treat.
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Color Photo Of Painted Bananas Spooning
This s**t is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Too bad we missed this color photo of painted bananas. In bed and spooning. I know what they just did! Someone made the banana-beast with 2 backs. High five bro.
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D And D Critical Hit: Demon And Dinosaur Fetuses
The Ebay seller doesn’t say, but it seems like this pair shared the same womb. Probably had an epic smackdown in there too, here it was all Dino vs. Demon, where demon wing slaps got deflected by a dino tail and they clawed at each other like pansies, until they both fell asleep crying.
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Zombie Gnomes Feast On Pink Flamingos
Cry havoc and let slip the gnomes of war! These little pointy-hatted bastards are ferocious. Like happy little waddling Piranha. Everything is calm and tranquil in the yard. The sun is caressing your petunias. The sprinklers lazily water the lawn and recede. A bird twitters and drinks from a fountain. The morning dew still glistens on the brows and beards of decorative gnomes in your garden. Suburbia is tranquil today… Until you set out a pink flamingo on your lawn and walk back into your humble abode.
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