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The Legend of Zelda Tarot Card Deck

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legend of zelda tarot cardsTake a look into your future with this The Legend of Zelda Tarot Card Deck (Major Arcana). For $20 you get a sweet Tarot Deck inspired by The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. It’s dangerous to go alone, take this and have a reading before you set out.

Each deck has 30 cards: 22 image cards, 5 information cards, and 3 blank frames to draw your own. I see a Princess in your future, maybe some awesome treasure and a fight with Ganon. I just like to go around breaking vases and collecting rupees, myself. That’s why I’m no longer allowed in certain stores. They always told me I was like a Link in a pottery shop.

More images below where you can see the amazing artwork.
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Zombie Toes: This Little Piggy Craved Brains

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zombie toesZombie toes are just as nasty as the rest of the Zombie. Apparently Zombie toes each have little faces and mouths. Who knew? I run from Zombies, I don’t take their shoes off and inspect their undead feet. Now that I know, I am sickened and fascinated at the same time.

This little piggy killed at market, this little piggy craved brains, and this little piggy staggered all the way home moaning….I’ve seen some nasty toes in my day, but these guys are the worst. Do we know if athlete’s foot kills them? I’m gonna put ’em all in a sock and beat a Zombie in the face with ’em.

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Well This Is Depressing: Your Plane is On Fire and Your Children Are Gone

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plane on fire artI really don’t like other humans. I do my best to avoid them and I certainly don’t want other humans visiting me in my own home, expecting me to serve them Iced Tea and offer them snacks. I’m pretty anti-social. How to keep them away though… I think I will buy this $5,750.00 oil painting titled “Your Plane is On Fire and Your Children Are Gone“.

Yeah. This should keep my home pest guest free. I’ve only just seen it and I’m already depressed. I wouldn’t want to visit me and see this on the wall.

That dude in the back looks like a young Doc Emmett Brown hitting 88mph. More like 8888mph. The old lady next to him has dropped her pills. No more bingo for her. Little cherub angels are flying around everywhere amid the screams and panic thickened air, darting to and fro, trying to snatch souls. It looks like a couple of them are in a wrestling match. It’s all a freakin’ game to these cherubs. That couple in front, they’ll just sleep through it, even though one of them has clearly brought a dog along. I think the little girl did it. With mind powers!

Man, I am all kinds of depressed now. Mostly because Marty McFly will never meet Doc Brown thanks to this painting. And if that happens, no Back To The Future movies. Great Scott! We have to go back to the past to change this!
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Easter Bunny Crucifiction Oil Painting

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easter bunny jesusHere is an uplifting painting to display during Easter. It stars the Easter bunny as Jesus Christ. He died for our sins. Our Easter sins. Like not buying enough candy for kids baskets and using extra plastic grass so you can skimp on a few sugary peeps. Or buying candy the day after Easter half price. You sinners know who you are. Dad.

Here you see the Jeaster Bunny in three forms for the three days it took Jesus Christ to rise from the grave, according to the biblical text. On the left, the Easter Bunny is happy, standing with his basket of colorful eggs, ready to deliver them to kids. In the center, things take a dark turn, as he is being crucified. Delicious candy Peeps mourn below the cross. Then our candy delivering bunny and savior claws his way out of his grave. He has been resurrected! Hallelujah! And run like hell!

Captain America Zombie Skull

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Captain American Zombie SkullIt’s Captain America. The first (undead) Avenger. Obviously Steve Rogers has seen better days. Instead of fighting crime, his days are now consumed with the search for more and more brains. This skull is going to look great on your wall or on your shelf.

It’s only $70 from Etsy seller Bonesart. What else are you going to do with that money? See the movie again? And be disappointed that the Captain is not even a Zombie? Buy an action figure? Forget that. You need more Marvel Zombie art. A few more images below.
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