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Have A Pixie Infestation? Get A Pixie Trap

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pixie trapYeah I know. Pixies are so beautiful. They just flutter around, spewing glitter from their wings, granting virgins free wishes and making flowers glow in vibrant colors with their passing. I’ve seen the propaganda. The truth is that Pixies are pests. And pests need to be eliminated. With extreme prejudice. That’s what Pixie traps are for.

Sadly, this humorous piece from Etsy seller BlueMaiya is no longer avilable, but if you ask nicely maybe she will make you one. It was inspired by Brian Froud’s pressed fairies.

Oil Painting Of A Monkey Man In His Natural Habitat

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monkey manThis oil painting on canvas is only $169.90 on Ebay. He’s just chillin’. Waiting on some bananas. Looking kinda sad because he has no monkey man buddies to fling his poo at/with.

I want to pet him, but I know I would just get Monkey Man rabies. And I really don’t trust anything that resembles Richard Gere.

Attention Deficit Design: Rotary Phone In A Bedpan, Attached To A Tripod

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bedpan phoneScore! This is a $150 rotary phone in a bedpan, attached to a tripod. It is basically a landline/urinal that will make a huge nasty mess if you ever tried to use it. Craft fail? You’re talking on it/peeing in it. Must be the new retro phone from A Pee & Pee.

Jesus And Mary As Batman And Robin

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Batman and Robin Virgin Mary and JesusLooks like Jesus and Mary like the old cosplay. Mary looks pretty sexy as Batman, but Jesus as Robin just looks like Weird Al Yankovic. This dynamic duo is hand painted and only $150. from Etsy seller mdinovo, who sells a bunch of statues that have been given a comic book or pop culture makeover.

Click through to see a Virgin Mary Darth Maul and John Rambo Jesus… John Rambo Jesus. Damn that is a sweet name. “I swear to John Rambo Jesus, if you don’t shut up-” “What in the John Rambo Jesus is going on here?”
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Alien Art: The Collective Abduction Of A Cheeseburger

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aliens with cheeseburgerIt took these backdoor probing freaks a while, but they finally realized they were getting nowhere abducting hayseeds and set their sights on a more worthy endeavor. Abducting cheeseburgers!

THIS is Earth’s most precious resource! Alert the supreme leader. The Golden Arches and King’s of Burger shall tremble and fry before our lasers, as will the Earth girl Wendy, Queen of Frosties!

This swell piece of art showcasing the alien love of cheeseburgers is just $60 on Ebay.