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Raptor Skeleton Garden Sculpture

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Raptor Skeleton Garden Sculpture
Sweet! There’s a raptor in my garden! I put in a rib-bone as a seed like 2 months ago and it’s finally growing! Yippee! I can’t wait to take him on long walks and wait for him to go pee-pee on fire-hydrants and scoop up his dino poop. I’m gonna call him Craptor, cuz he craps so much. Wait a minute! Craptor’s not moving! What’s wrong boy? OH NO! CRAPTOR NO!

*Tears* He was so young. Fresh out of the dirt. *Sniff* Oh well. I guess he can just be buried where he’s at. Jk everybody. It’s just an awesome Raptor Skeleton Garden Sculpture. Craptor was never alive. Except in our hearts. He will always be in our hearts.

Classic B Movie Film Poster Fridge Magnets

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Classic B Movie Film Poster Fridge Magnets
If you like classic B movies, check out these Classic B Movie Film Poster Fridge Magnets from BvdBDesign. They have all of the classics. Just stick them on your fridge and you will be reminded about how awesome they are. Awesomely under budget! If we give good movies an Oscar, we need to give these an Oscar Mayer. That’s a trophy of a hot dog in case you didn’t get it. Nah. I kid. These movies are all awesome.

I only give the Oscar Mayer award to street hot dog vendors that I feel have excelled at their craft and created a masterpiece. No, seriously! I have a whole case of the things. Bought em wholesale. By now every hot dog vendor in the city has one. Everyone’s a wiener!
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Bats & Black Pearls Cat Eye Sunglasses

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Bats & Black Pearls Cat Eye Sunglasses
Whoa! Who’s that cat-eyed vixen walking down the street so sexy and sure of herself? It could be you! That’s who! Imagine yourself all cattin’ around and battin’ around with these Bats & Black Pearls Cat Eye Sunglasses. Looking like the cat who ate the canary- Wait. Is that really yellow feathers on the side of your mouth? Dissss-gusting girl!

What exactly are you hiding behind those sunglasses? Oh I see. The bright red eyes of a bird-eating vampire. Well, I guess you have to get blood where you can find it. Come to think of it, you’re talking to a whole bag full of blood right now. *gulp* *Loosens collar nervously. Come to think of it- Tightens it again* Yeah, it was nice meeting you. Heh. I’ll just- I have stuff to do. For people who know where I am and are expecting me. Heh. Good luck on your feeding. *Zips away like a cartoon*
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T-Rex Toilet Paper Holder

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T-Rex Toilet Paper Holder
When I’m taking a Jurassic dump, I like to reach into the jaws of a mighty T-Rex to get my toilet paper. This awesome 3D printed T-Rex Toilet Paper Holder will make you roar! Of course that could just be the mighty roar of you battling your Stega-Sore-ass to get your stuff out. Seriously, fiber! I can’t stress that enough. Anywho, this TP holder will hook you up even if it’s coming out like a raging diarhea volcano. Which coincidentally is what killed the dinosaurs in the first place. True story. Mass (colon) extinction event! Look it up.
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Marceline The Vampire Queen’s Bass Axe

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Marceline The Vampire Queen's Bass Axe
I’ll never forget the first time I saw Adventure Time and heard that theme song, “Adventure Time, c’mon grab your friends..” Since I had none I had to grab a sock puppet and watch it with him. I called him Herbert. He smells like cheese. Anyway, this is Marceline The Vampire Queen’s Bass Axe.

It’s a pretty cool replica and I’m all about that bass. No treble! It looks like an official instrument in the Pepto Bismol battle of the bands. You thrash, you rock, you ease your indigestion and then play something soft.