What’s all the buzz about this season in fashion? Not those rain boots and hairy legs stockings that Walmart shoppers are rocking this week, that’s for sure. It’s all about accessorizing. If you wanna look fly, you gotta start with maggots and work your way up to full fledged flying pest.
This Fly And Bug Buddy Purse is superfly. Store it in your closet by throwing it on a flystrip.
These Hairy Leg Stockings will be a girl’s best friend. It should deter all of those pervs that hit on you constantly. Once they see how much hair you are packing, they will run away and scream like little girls.
Unless they are into strange stuff. If these stockings do not deter a man, he’s either a furry or a Bigfoot hunter. Of course, you could just grow your own. It is no shave November. There’s no reason you ladies can’t get into the action too and teach those guys a lesson.
We have seen our share of crap taxidermy here at Creepbay. Now experience Crap Taxidermy the coffee table book. This is a collection of the strangest and weirdest taxidermy from crappytaxidermy.com. That’s right, it’s a website in book form. Because why the hell not? I know some squirrels that still don’t have the internet. They might want to know about this.
This is 96 full-color pages of taxidermy that is crap. It also includes a “Stuff Your Own Mouse” lesson.
Better call Scotland Yard. This looks like the work of Quack The Ripper, London’s most notorious killer duckling. It’s not every day you see a duck go on a murderous rampage. Unless you frequent Etsy of course.
The tag line for the imminent movie version of this Etsy listing is “Scotland Yard is on the case, but this duck don’t give a f**k!” Would you pay to see it? I know you would. What’s wrong with you people? I’m just seeing it because it’s a chick flick! Duckling, chick… Close enough.
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Some colognes and perfumes make you smell all flowery, but this cool new Demeter Graham Cracker Cologne Spray makes you smell delicious. Who doesn’t love graham crackers? Probably only Nazis, but they hate everything. The sweet taste and intoxicating scent always draws me back for more. Sadly graham crackers don’t dunk in milk for s**t, so you have a mound of graham cracker sand on the bottom of your glass. They should just sell liquid graham crackers and save everyone the trouble.
This fragrance combines the scents of honey, molasses, cinnamon, and vanilla. Glass of milk smell sold separately.